Maria Waldkirch

I like my brightness low and my anxiety high.

[Maria Waldkirch @MariaWaldkirch]

I need 99 more Fyre docs if only to finally know how to pronounce “Mdavid”.

[Maria Waldkirch @MariaWaldkirch]

@AlisonAgosti Normal way to respond for sure!!!!!

[Maria Waldkirch @MariaWaldkirch]

@colbylapolla This font is for jazz

[Maria Waldkirch @MariaWaldkirch]

@succession @iamwhoisam FYI

[Maria Waldkirch @MariaWaldkirch]

@rameswaram @samsanders MY DREAM TEAM CONGRATS @samsanders

[Maria Waldkirch @MariaWaldkirch]

@branbarnett Aw Maggie, she was the sweetest, I’m sorry 💕💕

[Maria Waldkirch @MariaWaldkirch]

@iamwhoisam Prose, I like stuff with my name on it

[Maria Waldkirch @MariaWaldkirch]

playing Heads Up in the car waiting to get tested for covid>>>>>>>>

[Maria Waldkirch @MariaWaldkirch]

solves one problem

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Staples Center – the iconic home of the Los Angeles Lakers and Clippers among others since 1999 – will have a new name beginning Dec. 25: https://t.co/lur8Hbuv0r Arena. It’s believed to be the largest U.S. venue naming rights deal to date.

[Maria Waldkirch @MariaWaldkirch]

“I promise!!! He told me I could!!!!!!”

[Maria Waldkirch @MariaWaldkirch]

Oh literally the second I sent this, he started, carry on…

[Maria Waldkirch @MariaWaldkirch]

Why is @wolfblitzer not reporting the Britney news?

[Maria Waldkirch @MariaWaldkirch]

I graduated college seven and a half years ago and still have my college ID in my wallet because someone told us that there were tons of student discounts in the real world?

[Maria Waldkirch @MariaWaldkirch]

Reading in bed this morning and my Apple Watch recorded a 28 minute baseball workout where I burned 192 calories. Technology is perfect.

[Maria Waldkirch @MariaWaldkirch]

@Luis_dot_com NTYN

[Maria Waldkirch @MariaWaldkirch]

There’s something so empowering about going to Trader Joe’s looking like absolute shit. 💕

[Maria Waldkirch @MariaWaldkirch]

Just saw the driver of a Tesla blatantly litter and I…

[Maria Waldkirch @MariaWaldkirch]

Does #TheWhiteLotus score absolutely obliterate anyone else’s TV speakers?

[Maria Waldkirch @MariaWaldkirch]

The pictogram thing was very cool!! #OpeningCeremony #Tokyo2021

[Maria Waldkirch @MariaWaldkirch]

Giannis and Thanasis using Instagram Live like it’s a personal FaceTime is so iconic. #NBAFinals #BucksInSix