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I love strange things...if that makes me strange by association then so be it

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@TierraWhack Are you gonna do a tour cuz I cannot afford the $250 Art Bash tix at SFMOMA but would just go to see you 😭

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@quiddie Is this the “grown up” version of making your dolls smooch? Into it

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@quiddie @vornietom @vornietom is an AMAZING player, complete sleeper agent. But don’t even get me started on the AUDACITY of her starstruck look. I think about this look a lot…..like a lot. It’s so good

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Ok there shoulda been a CW warning on the new @dimension20show trailer for @quiddie’s voice/narration. Tag your porn people!!

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@ThatDudeMCFLY Is the next movie gonna be “Willy wonka: boss baby”?

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@erikaishii I finally watched The Seven -I’ve never related to a character more than Yelle. then I watched all the adventuring parties (especially the masquerade ball) &now I just want to roll all of the characters (&players!) into a fuzzy blanket and protect them. So thank you

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@oranicuhh I LOVE these cards. Been using the personal ones as journal prompts ❤️

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@RottenInDenmark You know the TikTok trend “is it a fit or is she just skinny”? This is “is it interesting/art/an experience or did a white man just do something”?

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@RahulKohli13 Honestly I would watch hours of you painting miniatures cuz it looks like you have so much fun doing it and that’s the best kind of content 😅

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@omgskr

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These pictures will single-handedly launch some kind of Sopranos reboot…I swear.

[Film Updates @FilmUpdates]

Jeremy Allen White photographed by Eric Ray Davidson for GQ

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Ever since I saw a tik tok that said ppl with ADHD get the same feeling from making a plan that others get from doing the actual thing….I’m starting to think that I should just make plans for other ppl so they can get their lives together…

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@ezzzzzzx This is some ‘wants to be a cat’ shit

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@mockspade @malreverie Not amount of green flags can cancel out ‘wall st investment banker’

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@jzux I need to be baby kangaroo’d at all times

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@kathiseattle Hahahaha I wear a size 6. At least you can wear heels without needing classical training as a pointe ballerina!

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@chrissyteigen Me the first time I didn’t treat thanksgiving like a professional eating contest…sorry, I’m NOT supposed to feel stuffed to the point of sickness?!

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@rgay It’s the only time waiting for results didn’t trigger overwhelming dread and anxiety. Everyone is a winner regardless of awards when it comes to these pups 🐶

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@jaclynf I feel like we could talk about this show for hours….

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Listen, I’m not saying that Catherine Zeta Jones is a bad Morticia….it’s just WHO could follow Anjelica Huston?! Luis Guzmán is fucking perfection as Gomez tho.