Ali

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[Ali @Mariaauniverse]

@thedigitaldash_ “How did you start them” my way into their bed

[Ali @Mariaauniverse]

The amount of niggas calling me “mamas” is pissing me off, you are not beast boy STOP IT

[Ali @Mariaauniverse]

I moved out in September 😛

[Ali @Mariaauniverse]

Every time I’m about to close my eyes my parents blast a horror movie at full volume. I will dig my way out of here with a spoon.

[Ali @Mariaauniverse]

So I have never watched these movies and I am very shocked to hear this… off the watchlist now

[jasmin 🪷 @jasbarre]

the step up movies are too fascinating because what do you mean they made a movie franchise about hip hop dancing with zero black leads

[Ali @Mariaauniverse]

Why’d a nigga try to “merry christmas” his way back into my life 😭

[THESE PUSSY NIGGAS NOT FEELING ME. @000Troop]

Black people gotta let that 30 is old mentality go. I’m pretty sure that’s rooted in some subhuman slavery bullshit.

[Your OG 🐩 @LRNROSE]

theres a nasty narrative that people didnt fight back during chattel slavery, which is crazy cus the brutality kept increasing bc niggas was fighting back

[Ali @Mariaauniverse]

I know I’m getting sad when I start thinking about rewatching bojack horseman

[Ali @Mariaauniverse]

I like to cut my mac n cheese like sheet cake not dig it out like soup

[Ali @Mariaauniverse]

Top 5 thanksgiving dish I fear

[Libra Barbie @LenValyrian]

Idk no blacks who do this

[Ali @Mariaauniverse]

Ppl swear up and down Micheal Jackson didn’t wanna be white and only had vitiligo, but that doesn’t explain the nose surgery, perm and white girlfriends

[Ali @Mariaauniverse]

Why do niggas use so many abbreviations when they text

[Ali @Mariaauniverse]

Hamilton to Burr

[Ali @Mariaauniverse]

Whenever I see ques stroll I’m always like man that is peak black-guyism. Putting that athleticism to work for the greater good

[Ali @Mariaauniverse]

This is how I feel about Flo! Like girl shut up

[Kendra 🦂 @QueenKendra___]

Can’t open the app with being notified that the offer bout to expire.

[Ali @Mariaauniverse]

A beige flag of mine is that I like to watch ppl make iced coffee even though I never man plan on making it bc I think coffee is disgusting

[Ali @Mariaauniverse]

I hate getting a new phone, now I’m forced not to be a hoarder 🙄

[Ali @Mariaauniverse]

One thing adults actually got me to believe as kid is: if you make a weird expression your face is going to get stuck like that, and right around the time ppl was telling me that the sick ass SpongeBob episode came out

[Ali @Mariaauniverse]

aaaand crush gone 😐

[Amelia Dimoldenberg @ameliadimz]

oh my god...

[Ali @Mariaauniverse]

It’ll be a full (wink) body event alright, that’s not quite it but I know what I’m looking for is there somewhere

[F1 Movie @F1Movie]

Start preparing now. #F1TheMovie “isn’t a film, it’s a full-body event!” Experience it for yourself only in theaters and @IMAX June 27 – get tickets now! #FilmedForIMAX https://t.co/yJo4JELQkw