cranberry queen

expert in Wumbology

[cranberry queen @MariahCarrier_]

Here are a list of shrek themed cocktail names I’ve come up with today if i could ever get around copyright laws to open my own shrek themed bar:

Gumdrop buttons
Morning waffles
Swamp water
Fiona after sunset
What the farquuad
Pick no. 3 my lord
Onions have layers

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Kylie Jenner shares new selfie: “kris jenner is quaking”

Kris responds: “you’re not even the fart”

[cranberry queen @MariahCarrier_]

I will be this old and emotional in the backseat still listening to Brand New Eyes

[gab¡ @alyelyah]

hayley williams 6more era

[cranberry queen @MariahCarrier_]

@claytonsoffun 💙💙

[cranberry queen @MariahCarrier_]

It’s our big day 💙🥰 not nervous at all 😧😅

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Try not to cry, Chelsea fans 🥺💙

(via @ChelseaFC)

[cranberry queen @MariahCarrier_]

I’m so weak

[cranberry queen @MariahCarrier_]

Yeah I swear tg if this is the video that gets circulated 😂😂😂😂😂

[cranberry queen @MariahCarrier_]

@hellobineet Like i just feel so happy that im so ✨unbothered✨ by things now. Life is too short to act strung out and bitchy. I didnt even realize i was different until I started to reflect on my shift 😂😂

[cranberry queen @MariahCarrier_]

@hcbennett I was like “okay this dog is probably old” and then when I read it was only 2 years old i was like ummm that thing will be a 2 decade long commitment 😂😂😂

[maya 🦭 @mayaisfiya]

having a total breakdown thinking about chin muscles. this is so upsetting to me for reasons i do not understand

[day @balladofsongs]

no HE always understood the assignment

[jake guzman @jguzmannnn]

Memories from Washington.

[jake guzman @jguzmannnn]

Last bits of winter in Central Oregon