MariahEliza

Dreamer, goofball, singer, face maker, photographer, reader, writer, artist, traveler, beast master, bad dancer, life lover.

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I know no one comes on Twitter anymore, and I’m just shouting into the void, but I’m still pretty upset that Prince Hans was a bad guy.

[KC Davis @KCDavisSays]

I dont know who the cartoonist is but this is the most succinct framing if this issue Ive seen.

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Do you know what’s satisfying? Deleting text threads with people I no longer intend to talk to.

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TikTokers acting like their minds are blown over heatless curls as if women haven’t been using wraps, rags, rollers, caps, bonnets, and braids to set their hair for centuries 😒

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Sunrise at 6 AM, sunset at 9:30 PM, all year. Who’s with me? Let’s petition the sun. Orbital motion be damned.

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Me whenever average earning people say they want to start their own farm

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Someone keeping the peace even when there is manipulation and dysfunction, is dissociated.

And conflict avoidant.

Why It's Not Peaceful To Ignore Issues:

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Trying to get my photo work done on someone else’s computer has consistently been one of the hardest challenges of my life. 😵‍💫

[Sophie Vershbow @svershbow]

And now for the most uncomfortable part of the year when I have to throw a bunch of holiday cards featuring my friends' children into the trash.

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Here for it

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My last dentist told me I have a cute uvula, so my next doc has a lot to live up to affirmation-wise.

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If you don’t listen to Brand New do you even have religious trauma?

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The most implausible plot point in The Santa Clause is that Scott Calvin is 38 years old.

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Funny how times change, you know? Like how I used to hate It’s a Wonderful Life and Love Actually, but now that I’m older, wiser, and more depressed, I like them both!

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but don’t set your open wine bottle next to your open olive oil bottle while you’re making popcorn or you might end up with a surprising topping

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Been wondering why I haven’t had much Christmas spirit this month and realized I haven’t been listening to any Christmas music 🤯🤯🤯 WHATISWRONGWITHME?

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5 stars for putting cookies in your oatmeal.

Follow me for more health tips and tricks.

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I should be asleep but instead I’m watching a video of an orphaned and human-fostered beaver instinctively trying to make a dam across a hallway with the only materials it has access to: stuffed animals and slippers 🥹

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Yes. I love it when the sun sets at 4:30 pm. 😑😑😑