Mariah Lary

I'm Mariah, in college, and tweeting about practically everything.

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Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary. Hahaha okay twitter….

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@Hellmanns please bro back Clam-O-Naise??? #BringBackCLAMONAISE @CAH

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Finally started listening to #TaylorsVersion and omg I’m mad I didn’t do it sooner 💕🥰😍

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There’s something about stopping at a gas station on a road trip that’s so rejuvenating 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

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Who needs sleep when you can have a mental breakdown instead? #choochoo #hotmessexpress #getyourticketshere

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If you want a representation of my luck, the fact that I have put SO much effort into how regularly this @Chewy order should be coming and STILL getting it wrong says a lot.. especially since this time the food was gone in less than two weeks and it DEFINITELY should not be

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I seriously was never the kind of person to come home and change directly into pajamas...and I think the fact that I’ve started doing it says a lot

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I was Christmas shopping with my cousin...apparently my need to look at every happy planner aisle in all of the stores we went in resulted in her buying me one for Christmas 😂😂

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*Last week at Dunkin* Me: “Can I get a big straw?” Worker 1: “How could I forget, you always ask for one” *Today at Dunkin* Me: “Seth don’t forget to ask for my big straw” Worker 2 to Worker 1: “Can you give me that big straw back that I guess you had out for a reason?” 😂😂

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Honestly one of the best choices I could’ve made was to get kindle unlimited 😬😬 #NoRagrets

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My coworkers told me that they think I was Laura Ingalls Wilder in a past life and I’m really taking it as a compliment 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

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Excuse me while I go cry in a corner because this picture of my mom taking care of a baby keeps popping up on my newsfeed and it’s low key killing me thinking about it.

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Is it weird that I can identify my car keys by the sound they make?

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On that note. I’m seriously SO grateful for Meagan’s mom. I swear it’s like she just knows that I need support and sends me a message without any prompting 💕

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The next person that tries to throw their grief for THEIR *insert relationship to my mom here* is going to get hit. I’m so tired of people’s grief being thrown in my face as if MINE doesn’t mean shit, and as if I’m not drowning in the attempt to find balance after all of this. 🙃

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I’m just so tired.

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So it’s gonna be one of THOSE nights

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@_wh1t I love you, even if I suck at showing it 💕

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At what point is it unacceptable for me to continue going out in public looking like I got run over by a truck? #AskingForAFriend

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I’m just giving lots of Bee lessons this week 😂😂#BeeKeeper #TheMoreYouKnow