mariah

mama

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

how to suck dick (a thread)

[a @aallleeexxxxxx1]

me when the doordash person knocks instead of just leaving the food there

[Chaka Bomb @shesthatbritt]

Social media has taught me that there are far more people who would rather spy on you than support you.

[Mariana, MSM🦙 @MaryAnnaBananaa]

so u admit it’s ok to cross the border so ur kids have better living conditions

[˚✧₊⁎❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎⁺˳✧༚ @ncsweet_]

15 days until this crazy girl’s birthday!!!

[mariah @MariahNikolle]

When are we going to stop treating babies and pregnancy like they’re a fun trend?🤪🥴

[Deb JJ Lee @jdebbiel]

"Hi! I hope this email finds you well in these troubling times!"

[Sara Holmes @saraholmes__]

Joe Biden: If you make $400k+ a year your taxes will be raised.

Guys from High School who make $35k and lease the cheapest possible BMW:

[Michelle Contreras @MichiContreras]

There’s no way we’re going after a man who has lost two of his children for giving his last son a kiss on the cheek while the thing in office has said he’d date his own daughter

[Prizzilla ⭐️ @Prizzilla_]

I need people who aren’t parents to hush and stop defending the classist balloon lady. A lot of us do have low temp glue guns and balloon pumps lying around, because we know we want balloon art at our parties.

[HOOD VOGUE is tired of poverty @keyon]

reparations.

[Allegra Harpootlian @ally_harp]

A teenage TikTok-er pointed out that there were no ASL interpreters at the debate last night, which means ~600,000 deaf Americans were not afforded the chance to participate in their democracy. I can't stop thinking about it. How can that STILL be an oversight in 2020?

[Hopi🦋 @Hopihokte]

landlords be like “do you have a stable job” bro do you???