Mariah 🍄

cat mom | bartender | shit poster

[Mariah 🍄 @MariahSLloyd]

Okay guys hear me out....

So I’m a Libra right
Libra is an air sign
There’s a song called “they call the wind Mariah”

I am the last air bender

[Mariah 🍄 @MariahSLloyd]

I miss the times of getting ready for school in the morning and listening to Fuse and over lining my eyeliner

[Mariah 🍄 @MariahSLloyd]

Y’all want a single say fuq datttt

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Found this gem at a bookstore. 1919 edition 😩🤌🏻

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Sakura should have ended up with Rock Lee and that’s all I have to say about the matter 😤

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I challenged my only two friends in cup pong and they better answer 😤

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Alanis Morissette sets a fire beneath me

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Nothing soothes my raw strep throat like a cig (not really I feel like my throats gonna catch fire but I have a nicotine addiction).

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There’s a man who play a hammered dulcimer at Capronis and one time I was lit and really feeling it and asked my waiter if he knew any Skyrim.

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My inarticulate store bought hangover hobby kit it talks… and it says you oh, you are so cool.

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My 10 year class reunion was today 😳 but I worked and got that coin instead

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The twisted tea rocket pop flavor tastes like NyQuil 🤢

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Can’t wait to see y’all Thursday 😩🫡 @BelmontChicago

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If you don’t listen to Belmont you’re lame

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Hundreds of things I’ve never said, clear the air let me talk instead. Quit twisting the strings that you stitched in my back. TAKE OFF YOUR SHOES WHILE YOU ROAM IN MY HEAD, SELFISH ENOUGH TO LEAVE A MESS INSTEAD 🫠🫠

[Mariah 🍄 @MariahSLloyd]

I showed my co worker my Metallica/Cher/Creed/Pearl Jam/ Meat wad impressions this evening 🤠

[Quarters @quartersofc]

@mafisonn Ur literally a legend alexa

[madison @mafisonn]

me in 40 years still not understanding ben roters enunciation. 🤟

[Mariah 🍄 @MariahSLloyd]

I had the most cunt of a lady today and there were several regulars in the bar witnessing it and one of them left after they got done and went and got me a bottle of wine 🥹

[Mariah 🍄 @MariahSLloyd]

@Mykaela2268 Thank you 🥹

[Mariah 🍄 @MariahSLloyd]

Love when I try to call off work and no one will pick up for me and the manager is demanding a doctors note for something that doesn’t need one so I’m out $150 for a doctors visit plus what I would’ve made tonight at work lol

[Mariah 🍄 @MariahSLloyd]

@Mykaela2268 For real 😩 but oh well. Was gonna just call off and come back in tomorrow but when I went to the doctor they told me I couldn’t come back until Thursday so now they’ll have to find coverage for my shift tomorrow too lol 🤷🏻‍♀️