Mariah

Just trying to make it out here // (she/her) // Architectural Engineering // 🏳️‍🌈

[Mariah @MariahY_26]

Take a moment 😊

[Mariah @MariahY_26]

@Briandaff @billieeilish Let's do it 🤪

[Mariah @MariahY_26]

"It's raining men because it's YUCKY out there" -B

[Mariah @MariahY_26]

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[Denver Golf @DenverGolf5280]

EVERGREEN: Mtn. Golf ACE ALERT! @mariahy_26 just claimed a ONE on hole #12, congrats! #EvergreenGC #DenverGolfUpdates

[Noah Kahan @NoahKahan]

This year I will be kind to myself

[Mariah @MariahY_26]

Does the boomer saying "if you're not 15 min early, then you're late" apply to company happy hours too?

[Mariah @MariahY_26]

Bringing "city girl" fiancé to my hometown
"omg they waved back!!" (learning the finger wave)

[Mariah @MariahY_26]

I guess I still look at floor plans every day ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #CurrentEngineer

[Mariah @MariahY_26]

I could look at floor plans for drafting all day😊 #FutureArchitect

[Mariah @MariahY_26]

Pro tip: if you're trying to stalk your ex, don't look them up on LinkedIn! 😂 I got a notification you are on my profile; I don't miss you

[Mariah @MariahY_26]

Today I learned if a car is about to hit me while I'm a crossing pedestrian, I'll actually jump out of its path, not hope for free tuition via lawsuit

Love changed me and it's gross

[Mariah @MariahY_26]

I don't have to worry about filling out the fafsa... so life is good

[Mariah @MariahY_26]

Me: "Theo needs to get off me so I can go lay in bed"
Claire super drunk on FaceTime , currently 200 miles away and already in her bed: "nooo does that mean I need to get up?"

[Mariah @MariahY_26]

It took me exactly two weeks of summer to get burnout again

[Mariah @MariahY_26]

Do dogs get a brain freeze when they stick their nose in the snow?

[Kassie Watt @kassieepstein]

Just realized I haven’t spoken a word out loud yet today: the living alone in a pandemic story.

[out of context john mulaney @nocontxtmulaney]

the horse has now officially left the hospital

[Mariah @MariahY_26]

Brb moving to Ireland

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

There are no snakes in Ireland

[Mariah @MariahY_26]

I won't consider myself an adult until I learn to find my glasses before taking out my contacts

[Mariah @MariahY_26]

I have my windows open to let the cool air in and I just heard a woman walk by and say "wow it's raining cats and dogs out here"

Ma'am it is literally not raining. Nothing is falling from the sky.

[Mariah @MariahY_26]

@SydneyLynn_x Yasss do it!! I love mine! And if you hate it, it heals in like a week so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯