Marian

i could really go for an epiphany right now

[shﾑn @preset_2m3]

No one in this dive bar wants to roleplay feudal lord and peasant serf with me

[zachariah @airtightangelic]

pauly d was 29-30 years old when the first season of jersey shore was filmed yet y’all wanna act like grannies at 27! get your ass in the club!

[Sierra La Puerta | NYC @SierraLPNYC]

Okay Erika Kirk needs to CHILL

[Arthouse Shawn Levy @firagawalkwthme]

There’s a new Korean movie about the horrors of late stage capitalism that’s supposed to be nuts

[nothingburger @heiroflambs]

Doing this to my boyfriend when he does his chinese accent im front of my woke girl friends

[matthew diarrhea mandli @matthew_mandli]

Being an older student fucking rules. You? Afraid to raise your hand in class. Me? eating a ziploc of scrambled eggs in the front row. I’m interrupting the professor with a question that’s actually a statement. I clear my throat so loud it sets off a car alarm

[macklin @saintmacklin]

Whichever one I’m driving tf

[Sean @SeanDaBlack]

He’s going to kill drake live

[ash @tripnf4ll]

this is how men look to me when they give me the ick https://t.co/yNXGmBXeYg

[grant👨🏻‍🦱 @urdadssidepiece]

I was re-watching sex and the city last night and was genuinely horrified to learn these two incidents happen in the same episode like girl STAND UP

[Marian @MarianWarner]

@bigstupiddummy9 Juliette by Juliette has a gun

[Marian @MarianWarner]

Tried on a new fragrance n asked Alex what I smell like he said like an airport perfume store 😭 ok

[jan levinson @janlevinson69]

This is what your ex sees when you text him

[Marian @MarianWarner]

I just need 3 more tattoos and to bleach my eyebrows and a bellybutton piercing and a new handbag and thennnnn I’ll find happiness

[yusuke @juanvenchy]

just watched someone’s story 14 seconds after it was posted

[Athena Max Wynn @xjasxj]

This is how Courage was looking every time Muriel unwittingly invited some demon creature into the house

[Marian @MarianWarner]

@NOISEPHILIA96 No Fr I was expecting something so different 😭

[sunny @sunnymourning]

the solo poly amputee girl on the tl that’s had enough of the jokes