Swaggaknife

LETS ALL GO POOP.

[Swaggaknife @Marichiband35]

WIN the Ultimate Eat, Sip, Rave, Repeat Experience at Fatboy Slim 2025 Australian Tour: https://t.co/xfENKWIgGj

[Swaggaknife @Marichiband35]

Win the ultimate Boiler Room: Melbourne experience.: https://t.co/I1hBaXt8us

[awalmartparkinglot ✨🪩🕺🏼🖤 @awalmartparking]

was worried my period is late but i just felt an unexplainable wave of anxious despair so i guess she’ll be here soon

[chrissy @chrissychlapp]

hormonal acne leave me alone… i am not strong enough to fight you constantly… im just a beautiful girl please… please stay away

[marley ❤️‍🔥 @marleyharper]

me? obsessed with them? yes

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

YEAH SEX IS COOL BUT HAVE YOU EVER HAD SOMEBODY GIVE YOU A BUNCH OF LITTLE KISSES ALL OVER YOUR FACE UNTIL YOU'RE GIGGLING AND BLUSHING BECAUSE THAT IS PEAK

[Dan Regan @DanRegan_Comedy]

So, in the movie "The Parent Trap" both parents were cool with never seeing their other daughter again, until they saw their other daughter again?

[mar 🫶🏼 @itsmariannnna]

one thing about me is i will always take the opportunity to turn a tiny little unnoticeable pimple into an oozing gaping wound that will scar my face for months to come

[lauren @winonaddict]

she was so real lmao

[trish @ultragloss]

this is the most beautiful that anybody has ever looked. it makes me sick that they didn’t have instagram back then. she couldn’t even post a fit pic

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Nobody:

Me when I go to someone's house and they have a pet

[Micheal Afolaranmi @TheAfolaranmi]

me coming back home after using a good outfit for a boring day: https://t.co/vrg5jAHjYV

[clare @sadderlizards]

today i will be gentle with myself. unless of course i make even one mistake in which case i will be very hard on myself

[✨ jumping antøny ✨ @galaxy_mutant]

today is the only day you can rt this

[uncle ric @ihatethiskid]

This is my oldest man take but car lights are getting way too bright. It feels like every new car has their brights on at all times

[Jane💍 @taylorstightend]

are you a normal person or can you not stop rewatching the taylor and travis kissing video bc I have to watch it at least 5 times every half hour

[emily may @emilykmay]

the world is brutal and awful, terrible things are happening all the time, and so you should find joy in the silliest things. like taylor swift and travis kelce.