Marie

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[TCS ⵣ🇲🇦 @TCS_XUN]

J'ai la petite douleur dans la gorge quand j'avale ma salive...

[Anubis @eduantao]

Como me sinto quando estou assistindo a um filme romântico e os protagonistas não ficam juntos porque a lição é aprender a deixar ir

[Arkunir @Arkunir]

Je fais que penser à la phrase « on est en train de vivre l’été le plus froid du reste de notre vie » ptdddrrrrrrr enft la famille c’est mort je peux pas tuez moi avant directement

[Alcázar. @AlcazarViala]

L'intensité des cinq dernières minutes avant le départ du train alors qu'il n'y a toujours aucun autre passager sur le siège à côté de toi.

[sonya 💖 @sonyashea3]

i was born in the wrong generation.....being able to type 80 wpm is completely useless rn.....in 1950 that would have been enough to make me lead girl of general motors

[geryon @R0SYLNS]

groceries? get em delivered. books? buy em on amazon. fuck libraries and bookstores. stop buying cds, vinyls, and dvds, it's all on the cloud! movie theaters? obsolete. subscribe to 10 different platforms instead! stay inside. be afraid of your neighbors. work til you die

[Wall Street Memes @wallstmemes]

"Thanks for uploading your resume, please now enter everything from your resume into these 47 boxes below.”

[Gay Whiteman @bitchesLOVEtoad]

"black friday sale" "20% off"

[🦔 @WhysBlud]

I just want an internship man

[trash jones @jzux]

every trump appointment is like "Donald Trump has appointed the Grinch as director of the Department of Christmas"

[♤ @haworthes]

Never thought somebody would take Ian Somerhalder & s8 Delena’s crown but-

[AK @sunsetmusk]

nobody warns you how quickly you go from 18 to 25

[clare @sadderlizards]

300mg caffeine no breakfast

[🍓☕ @shrubious]

me in interviews: i just wanna be part of your COMPAAAANNNYYYYYYY

[emma @esmsssa]

« questu veux faire plus tard » tu vois bien qu’on est dja dans l’plus tard et que jfou rien alors laisse moi tranquille

[Gerry McBride @GerryMcBride]

A teacher once said I was lazy because I did all of my work as quickly as I could so that I could spend more time doing nothing.

30 years later and I still don’t see what the fucking problem was

[feline priestly 👠👠 @trulystreep]

watching Mamma Mia for the closing credits

[kate 💋 ON TOUR @harrysmywife_]

i think i can say for a lot of us Europeans we grew up wanting that bc it’s what we saw on disney and nickelodeon and then we became adults and saw what america is ACTUALLY like and now i thank my life every day that i was born and live here and not in the US

[grise d'ancoisse @saltimbanqu3tt3]

le fait que 01 c le numéro de département de l'Ain c'est vraiment la meilleure chose qu'on a produit en tant que nation