MarieHoneypot🍯@3🇺🇬

Stay Low-key👑
Smell good 🍓
Let them Assume 👌

[MarieHoneypot🍯@3🇺🇬 @Marie392709429]

No Beauty shines 🔆 brighter than a good h♥ rt #Souled

[MarieHoneypot🍯@3🇺🇬 @Marie392709429]

@tbonnita @OSmylez yah babes

[𝙺𝚒𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚛* @iam_kinter]

Suubi: Daddy you know at school my friends say you are a super hero!

Bobi: How big a hero?

Suubi: This big!

[Engineer Faisal @PyeparFaisal]

Do y'all ever seat at your desks at work & realize that the job you are doing will never get you as rich as you want to be in life? 😂😂😂

[Martha kay @MKyaterekera]

Am looking for all those people(including ma uncles and aunties) who promised me to "connect" me after I graduate from the university

[Melanin Monroe @darkskinedgal]

Only a foolish woman will discuss bedroom affairs, performance and the length of her man's penis with friends.

[Mr. 🍷 @Mcberth_Playkul]

When someone ask you to listen to a song, it's because the lyrics means everything they're trying to say.

But some of you are not romantic enough to understand this. 😢

[sotrixbax @sotrixbax]

Last semester i used to pray to God before reading my books & i got retakes.. Then I learnt that God doesn't work that way, this semester am going to pray to God before cheating in the exams

[#1Musoga1Chapat @kalelacomedian]

I used to think that ugly ladies were clever and bright until I found this one.

[TSHEPSYD🍂 @AbuttiiTSHEPSYD]

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