MamíChula 🍓

i wanna be a mailman

[MamíChula 🍓 @MarieAnyssam]

Today’s Episode of, Anyssa Hurting Herself at Work, happened with her dumbass completely forgetting how to grab something being handed to her and having a whole PIPE fall and leave a huge scratch on her face :)

[𝐤𝐫𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧 𐚁 @pimpyonce]

and this scene with always be cunt🙂‍↔️

[MamíChula 🍓 @MarieAnyssam]

not having people to celebrate the wins is almost as depressing as when you’re in the trenches alone. 🤷🏽‍♀️

[coach victryena 💪📋 @victryena]

the stereotype of men being less emotional than women really has to go. no one has crashed out harder than these two losers

[leleluvBey𐚁 @thereallelah]

“ I will get the tickets I want”
“I will get the tickets I want”
“I will get the tickets I want”
“I will get the tickets I want”
“I will get the tickets I want”

[MamíChula 🍓 @MarieAnyssam]

swimming in feb is crazy if you think about it 🤭

[sky @skylikeajedi]

Kamala had a plan to help people with buying a home.

Kamala had a plan to at least try and lower groceries.

Kamala wouldn’t have threatened our allies.

Kamala wouldn’t be causing panic within our country.

To those of you who didn’t vote for her you now see your vote matters.

[MamíChula 🍓 @MarieAnyssam]

Can we all agree this was a bit dramatic? like our government is the biggest drama queen I know 🤧

[Kay @williamskayla_]

This is what an addict feeling like going cold turkey????

[sylvia @lovergrl2002]

Glen Powell, you must continue to follow in your father’s footsteps!

[MamíChula 🍓 @MarieAnyssam]

I bought bunnies… you think my bf is gonna get mad? 🤔

[MamíChula 🍓 @MarieAnyssam]

talk about a pattern. 🤡

[scumbag baby @tapptastical]

me unfollowing every person who’s posted a tr*mp story

[MamíChula 🍓 @MarieAnyssam]

my lash tech is gonna hate me 🫠

[Damaan, AKA 'Philly's Finest!' @Damaan4u33]

Damn right! Who agrees? 😠😡😠

[MamíChula 🍓 @MarieAnyssam]

i’m a butterfly killer :(

[MamíChula 🍓 @MarieAnyssam]

why don’t we stay in and play just dance all night and silly drunk on wine? 😁

[Tyikel @Tyikelb]

Kim Possible theme song went 10x diamond in my home. Christina Milian did her big one! 😭

[MamíChula 🍓 @MarieAnyssam]

not me showing everyone what happened to my finger when they ask me.. 🤭

[MamíChula 🍓 @MarieAnyssam]

why tf would you steal a phone with all this technology??????????? dumbass.

[Nic ⭐️ @nchls_b]

If an alligator finds me it’s really my fault because what was I doing around there