Marie Crayon ✏️

Illustratrice parisienne, meuf next door à plein-temps 🤓🖍🐕
insta @marie_crayon

[Marie Crayon ✏️ @MarieCrayon]

Le petit rappel
#occupetoidetoncul

[Marie Crayon ✏️ @MarieCrayon]

@h3ll0again @potatoslav I am the extremely cautious in love with the "I'd eat anything that hasn't flies on it" and sadly this is true

[The Collectibles Guru @gurucollects]

They didn't just pick Nidorina at random for the 30th Celebration ETB promo 😮

Nidorina is Pokedex #30, its Share Happiness Ability heals 30 damage, its Bite attack deals 30 damage, and collectors even counted 30 Nidorinas hidden throughout the card artwork.

Easter (or should I say, Pokemon) eggs for days!!!

[Martin Hadis @martinhadis]

Esto es genial

[aley @gildedsprings]

“le he preguntando a chatgpt”

si? bueno yo lo he preguntado a Ra dios del sol creador de la vida y representante de la luz y el orden

y ha dicho que 𓂀𓋹𓁈𓃠𓆃☥𓅓𓆣

[whitaker @salutcestom]

le pic de fraîcheur est en corse et le pic de chaleur est en bretagne

[Jason Burne @Monty_Brogan69]

La France qui se réveille chaque jour sans climatisation :

[terminally onλine εngineer @tekbog]

we have to find a way to communicate with them

[█ █ █ █ @_U_N_N_E]

si tu dis crepe au lieu de galette il te tabasse

[Crow @__malevolent__]

Pov la météo en France atm

[Ana_LaPatata @ymuchosmemes]

He descubierto que las vainas de semillas de loto tienen expresiones locas y es mi cosa favorita de hoy

[Angelo @angelodotsui]

one of the coolest life achievements

bringing your nintendo switch to the pokemon fossil museum and taking the same picture in-game in front of the real fossils

i’m so jealous of this person

[Jose B. Rebolledo @YPandaRebolledo]

Seems like I forgot to post them here.

I'll make the new megas when the new gen comes.

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

Jurassic World Rebirth (2025) had a budget of $180 million.

This had a budget of $180 😂

[Marie Crayon ✏️ @MarieCrayon]

@local_deadgirl You're absolutely stunning

[ceciarmy @ceciarmy]

Existe una pandilla de motociclistas llamada Rescue Ink formada por exboxeadores, exmilitares y moteros tatuados que dedica su vida a proteger animales maltratados.

Durante años se han infiltrado en redes de peleas ilegales de perros, han ayudado a cerrar criaderos clandestinos, investigado animales robados y confrontado cara a cara a personas acusadas de abuso animal.

Muchos de ellos tienen pasados relacionados con la violencia y las bandas, pero decidieron utilizar esa intimidación para algo completamente distinto: rescatar animales que no pueden defenderse solos.

Incluso colaboran con refugios y familias para recuperar perros abandonados o sacarlos de situaciones extremas de maltrato.

[k @alfkkifine]

Women: I want to go for a run.
Society: You can’t go alone. You’ll get raped.

Women: I want to walk to my car in the parking garage.
Society: Alone? You better get someone to escort you, or you’ll get raped.

Women: I want to live alone.
Society: You need a gun, an alarm system, a dog and probably a gun for the dog too.

Women: What about going to the park?
Society: Dangerous.

Women: Okay, I’ll just go out for a drink then.
Society: Don’t take your eyes off your drink. Watch out for predators spiking your drinks. Stay alert at all times.

Women: I was raped.
Society: Are you sure? That just seems impossible.