Marie 🏳️‍🌈

Writer. Got her head in the clouds. From 🇩🇪 with a love for (my) dogs. Sucker for good lyrics.

[Rokubrot 🐙 @Rokuagames]

„hat mir dein Vogel gerade den Mittelfinger gezeigt?“
„Ja, das ist mein“

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[𝚃 @T_wontmiss]

how it feels to talk to a person who doesn't ask any questions after answering yours

[emily @getalongemily]

Thinking about when my dad tried to take a passport photo but accidentally pressed the muppet button

[Marie 🏳️‍🌈 @MarieMeGustaCat]

@PopBase @CallHimDocJones 🙂‍↕️

[Schiescho @SchiescherKing]

kommenden tage

[kosame @kosamewhispers]

About to change my pad!

[Gene Park @GenePark]

just brought kendrick to my tomodachi life island and he immediately started hating

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

ADVERTISING AS AN ART FORM IS SEEING A REVIVAL

[Chopper @Chopper_Rebel]

I can't with the little bowties

[Peppers | Aroace Grace Truther @PinchofPeppers]

Movies where a character embarrasses themselves are worse than getting shot. I genuinely have to pause the movie to do a lap around my living room so that I don't jump off a building. Second-hand embarrassment is agony untold.

[nostalgia core @nostalgiacore]

How to prepare for the worst hurricane in 10 years

[Marie 🏳️‍🌈 @MarieMeGustaCat]

@Ben12199517 @CallHimDocJones

[isla de luca @isladeluca]

oomf urgently called to inform us that his friend ate shit biking on the west side highway bike path and a man helped him up + asked if he was ok and when he looked up it was none other than mayor zohran mamdani on his citibike. closest you can get irl to being saved by spiderman

[n but gayer this month @thintechgodhead]

there’s a flavor of blue ice cream in germany just called “smurf ice cream” and every time i ask someone what actual flavor it is they’re like idk man it’s blue. it tastes like blue

[Gatwirii♊ @thatgeminibloom]

Give her all the funding imagine just 4 cycles a year 💃🏽

[anner🐈‍⬛ @anneristamende]

ich will nachhause und tomodachi spielen stattdessen sitze ich auf arbeit

[🌐 @ttfalor]

perfect video reaction usage

[Marie 🏳️‍🌈 @MarieMeGustaCat]

@Tatiana19796 @CallHimDocJones ein legendärer Typ