Marie Scully

GP in Navan but Tyrone girl at heart. GP trainer. Fond of scrabble and correcting grammar (in my head!). Love wine, travel, my dog. Views my own.

[Marie Scully @MarieOScully]

What a lovely and emotional tribute to #SirDavidAttenborough - 100 years on Planet Earth.

[Marie Scully @MarieOScully]

@DaveTodayFM A priest a monk and a rabbit walk into a blood donation clinic. I think I’m a Type O says the rabbit…..

[Paul Rees. ex Rucksack. @HannahIamthest1]

Puns for Educated Minds

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.

2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.

3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.

5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.

6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.

7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.

8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.

11. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: "You stay here. I'll go on a head."

13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: "Keep off the Grass".

15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large.

16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

17. A backward poet writes inverse.

18. In a democracy, it's your vote that counts. In feudalism, it's your count that votes.

19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion .

20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris, you'd be in Seine.

21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons. The stewardess looks at him and says, "I'm sorry, sir! Only one carrion allowed per passenger."

22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says "Dam!"

23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.

24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, "I've lost my electron". The other says "Are you sure?" The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive."

25. Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused Novocain during a root canal? His goal: transcend dental medication.

26. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

🤣🤣🤣

[Marie Scully @MarieOScully]

Justice has been done! The best dancer has won. #dwtsirl

[Marie Scully @MarieOScully]

Vote for Katelyn everyone! #DWTSIRL

[Adrian Weckler @adrianweckler]

Here’s a way to curb those +44 robocalls.

iPhones and Pixels can now ‘screen’ calls from unknown numbers for you — getting them to identify themselves before connecting you to the call.

You can turn it on in settings — the attached pic shows how.

More: https://t.co/79IcJff11Z

[Marie Scully @MarieOScully]

@AerLingus I will not pursue this, having been inundated with scam accounts..!

[Marie Scully @MarieOScully]

@AerLingus Flying back from
Leeds Bradford with my sub 7kg cabin bag - flight delayed 45 mins and then told my bag a couple of mm too big for regional flight - size not mentioned anywhere when I booked. So charged another €35. Really not on not to warned about this!!

[Marie Scully @MarieOScully]

@rtenews Loved his slow travel documentaries. Sad news indeed. Ar dhéis Dé go raibh a anam.
RIP Manchán.

[Marie Scully @MarieOScully]

Ah unbelievable - Shane Lowry wins the Ryder cup for Europe with that putt! Go Europe, Ireland and Offaly!! #RyderCup2025

[Marie Scully @MarieOScully]

The American fans booing Team Europe players at #TheRyderCup are a total embarrassment.

[BPI News @BPINewsOrg]

Rory McIlroy silenced a heckler with an expletive before hitting a superb approach to clinch victory for him and Tommy Fleetwood in their foursomes match.

#RyderCup #McIlroy

[Marie Scully @MarieOScully]

Rewatching #LiveAid40 and remembering that there were no mobile phones, no zoom calls then. And yet they did this amazing thing. Never bettered never repeated.

[Maïa Dunphy @MaiaDunphy]

Share this far and wide. If you’ve never spoken up before and think it’s too late to start, it’s not. Start screaming about it with us now. The death toll is already horrific, and it’s hurtling towards unimaginable. 💔#LetAidIn

[Marie Scully @MarieOScully]

Habemus papam!

[Marie Scully @MarieOScully]

@AskCoachKev SEND

[Marie Scully @MarieOScully]

He did it!! Huge congrats @McIlroyRory #MastersSunday

[Marie Scully @MarieOScully]

Noooo #MastersSunday

[Marie Scully @MarieOScully]

Rory my nerves are shredded…. #MastersSunday

[Marie Scully @MarieOScully]

Wow wow wow. Not only is the acting superb in #adolescence - take a bow Owen Cooper (in his first acting role no less) - but it’s the message it has, for parents especially. “We made him” - episode 4 was heartbreaking.