marie

she was a showgirl #gobills

[marie @MarieRoseeeeee]

No and on the subject of being wine drunk, why did I show my sister in law photos of Johnny Knoxville from 2002 and it turned into a “hear me out”..? Talk about toxic family tbh

[marie @MarieRoseeeeee]

(1) wine drunk (2) consuming and subsequently reposting thirst traps of George W Bush and (3) eating a popsicle

[marie @MarieRoseeeeee]

Ok wait I have to say something about Joji too omfg

[marie @MarieRoseeeeee]

Olivia Rodrigo. that is all I have to say

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Don’t understand why movies push the narrative that eating ice cream straight from the pint is a sad, pathetic act. I have only ever done it joyfully.

[marie @MarieRoseeeeee]

It’s my fave time of year! (love island being all I care about)

[marie @MarieRoseeeeee]

Clock it

[marie @MarieRoseeeeee]

I’m gonna need to get some good poutine soon or someone is going to feel my wrath tbh

[marie @MarieRoseeeeee]

I just know my mom’s screenshots folder is JAM PACKED with memes from Facebook she sends me

[Jill Gutowitz @jillboard]

me seeing the first song i ever streamed on spotify

[vitor @connellwaIdron]

lives were changed

[Chris Chavez @ChrisChavez]

OMG.

🇰🇪 Sabastian Sawe becomes the first man ever to break 2 hours in a marathon (legal conditions) in 1:59:30 at the London Marathon!

Yomif Kejelcha 🇪🇹 runs 1:59:41 in his DEBUT.

Jacob Kiplimo 🇺🇬 takes third in 2:00:28

All under the previous WR.

[marie @MarieRoseeeeee]

Josh Allen the fuckin man that you are #BuffaloSabres

[baby jane 🍓 @janedazey]

at the age of ten i thought this was the hottest thing ever and you know what? i was absolutely right

[marie @MarieRoseeeeee]

CAUSE YOUR MOUTH WRITES CHECKS THAT YOUR ASS CAN’T CASH

[marie @MarieRoseeeeee]

In case you guys are wondering how 28 is going, I ate Texas toast for lunch today!

[marie @MarieRoseeeeee]

Don’t PMO with that sourdough bullshit

[marie @MarieRoseeeeee]

#NewProfilePic

[marie @MarieRoseeeeee]

Johnny Knoxville had no business being so hot in 2002

[marie @MarieRoseeeeee]

I wish The Killers would’ve written a song about me on Hot Fuss instead of John Mayer on his gay ass washed up album from 2013