Marie 📚🛍️☕️

Manchester United 😈 | Coffee Addict ☕️ | She/Her | #GlazersOut 🔰 | #FreePalestine 🇵🇸

[Marie 📚🛍️☕️ @MarieTakesPics]

So drunk I re-downloaded twitter ffs

[Marie 📚🛍️☕️ @MarieTakesPics]

My favourite part of the season is that time when we’ve just sacked a manager and it’s like which united legend will step in and be caretaker manager this time.

[Marie 📚🛍️☕️ @MarieTakesPics]

I cannot understand why it took over a week to appoint an interim manager, like what

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 BREAKING: Michael Carrick signs in as new Manchester United caretaker manager until the end of the season.

Verbal agreement since yesterday, now sorted in all details + backroom staff also.

#MUFC official announcement to follow next.

[Marie 📚🛍️☕️ @MarieTakesPics]

Whoever has my voodoo doll this week could you put it down please and thanks 😑

[Justin Amash @justinamash]

“The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.”
—George Orwell, 1984

[Marie 📚🛍️☕️ @MarieTakesPics]

Hope Darren Fletcher starts both of his sons tonight for the craic #BURMUN

[Marie 📚🛍️☕️ @MarieTakesPics]

Fuck it let’s get the band back together

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Ole Gunnar Solskjær and Manchester United advance in positive talks over caretaker manager role.

As revealed yesterday, Ole wants the job and he’s a serious candidate with talks well underway.

No issues on contract lenght. Ole is ready to say YES.

Up to #MUFC.

[Marie 📚🛍️☕️ @MarieTakesPics]

Right decision but didn’t think we’d actually get rid.

[Marie 📚🛍️☕️ @MarieTakesPics]

Haha what the fuck

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Club statement: Ruben Amorim.

[Marie 📚🛍️☕️ @MarieTakesPics]

Can’t get the back to work after Christmas Sunday scaries if you already went back to work last Tuesday 💆🏻‍♀️

[BladeoftheSun @BladeoftheS]

When Adolf Hitler invaded Austria the world did nothing, most Austrians didn't want to be German but there was nothing they could against an army 10x their size.

Exact same vibes today, 88 years later, learned nothing.

[Marie 📚🛍️☕️ @MarieTakesPics]

Not being able to beat a team that has a whole 2 points from 18 games whilst playing at home is quite frankly an embarrassment.

[Marie 📚🛍️☕️ @MarieTakesPics]

Disappointed Craig hasn’t written anyone a poem this year #Strictly

[Marie 📚🛍️☕️ @MarieTakesPics]

Reddit’s “we did it” moment for real.

[Brian Krassenstein @krassenstein]

BREAKING: Authorities cracked the Brown University case after a homeless man living in the basement of the school followed the suspect, MANUEL NEVES-VALENTE, around campus, and then posted on Reddit details.

This man deserves a massive reward.

[Marie 📚🛍️☕️ @MarieTakesPics]

Should’ve just said two days mr fucking boyfriend and left it at that 😏

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨 Amorim: “It was not Kobbie that wore the FREE MAINOO t-shirt… he’s not going to start because of the t-shirt, and he’s not going to the bench because of the t-shirt”.

“He will play if we feel he’s the right guy. I’m used to it, I’ve been here for a year”.

[Marie 📚🛍️☕️ @MarieTakesPics]

Christmas tree not going up til tomorrow just in case.

[Marie 📚🛍️☕️ @MarieTakesPics]

I’ve just realised that this is actually my fault because this is the second year in a row we’ve put up the Christmas tree the same day we played Bournemouth at Old Trafford and lost 3-0 both times 😭

[Marie 📚🛍️☕️ @MarieTakesPics]

Yes I have been insufferable that I worked it out #shetland

[Marie 📚🛍️☕️ @MarieTakesPics]

If only I could solve every crime on the basis of how well renowned the actors are #shetland

[Marie 📚🛍️☕️ @MarieTakesPics]

I love her books, I’m so sad about this.

[BBC Breaking News @BBCBreaking]

Author Sophie Kinsella, who wrote Shopaholic series of novels, has died aged 55
https://t.co/Zxhs5no68h

[Marie 📚🛍️☕️ @MarieTakesPics]

Does Victoria reading out Paradise Lost every week count towards my Goodreads total? Asking for a friend #onlyconnect