Mariel Colley

We never lose. We either win or we learn. 🇲🇽

[Mariel Colley @MarielColley]

@1027kj103 Someone needs to tell that girl that her boyfriend doesn’t want to marry her. My cousins now husband propose and married her like a year and a half before they could afford the wedding they wanted. When a man wants to marry you he will.

[Mariel Colley @MarielColley]

@Primink This was my husband's and mine reaction!

[Nick Smit - Primordial Goblin @RiddleMeSmit]

@credenzaclear2 Cat person: I prefer cats but dogs are also nice
Dog person: A cat shot my dad

[Mariel Colley @MarielColley]

@TheSims Bob Pancakes 🥞

[Mariel Colley @MarielColley]

No one hates Will Smith as much as Jada. She is his number one hater.

[Mariel Colley @MarielColley]

I know I’m getting old because I seek out dog rescue videos.

[George Civeris @georgeciveris]

Do you guys think it's worth it to buy an office chair? I would sit in it for 10 hours a day for the rest of my life, but I'm not sure. For context, I have spent seventeen million dollars this month on oat bars that don't taste good.

[Mariel Colley @MarielColley]

@RawBeautyKristi I’m so sorry!

[Mariel Colley @MarielColley]

Being bad at sports is so embarrassing. You could be a great doctor but if you suck at basketball people are making fun of you.

[юля 🇺🇦 @yuliemini]

if you are not ukrainian currently searching for nearest shelter, how can you joke about ww3 as “coping mechanism”? what are you coping with? i woke up to the sounds of explosions in my city today, is it funny to you?

[Mariel Colley @MarielColley]

God bless the creator of heated blankets!!!

[Mariel Colley @MarielColley]

@_Starkilla This has fifth grade first boy and girl party vibes.

[Mariel Colley @MarielColley]

@CharlesNotJoe I'm so sorry for your loss.

[relatable @byreIatable]

Me: I need to study

My self destructive side: If I take a nap now, I can stay up later tonight and study

[Random Things My Husband Says @R_T_M_H_S]

“Ugh! More people are talking about Kyle Rittenhouse than Moses.”

[river buddy butcher 🤠 @rivbutcher]

i’m so sorry to have a hot take but I personally don’t want anyone to die from covid? like not even if they’re “old” or “disabled” or “unvaccinated” or “poor” or whatever

[Mariel Colley @MarielColley]

@KatieReneeJ What is this?