a.wrldwyde

i basically tweet my life or something

[Ray Mond @AmberRayz]

when you're 3 hours into doing absolutely nothing and God adds rain for aesthetic

[✰. @swagoszn_]

Waking up and checking Twitter to see what’s going on is our generation’s version of our grandpas reading the morning paper.

[dreamgirl @giasm_]

niggas highlights be money, cars & steak plates & no face pics like who am i following

[Tina Turtle 🐢 @tinaturttle]

I just found out you can’t take naps on love island. I’m a real sleepy girl. I woulda left.

[a.wrldwyde @MarieluvJea]

@triplecrossthem what weed are yall smoking cause… i just be paranoid asf 🫤

[soup🌱 @thrluv]

can someone please explain how my cat grooms himself with stinky tuna breath & he ends up smelling like vanilla & fresh laundry

[rattie @ratxgurl]

One of the craziest things about having a cat is sometimes you’ll go to pet them and they’ll just be wet and you have no idea why or how

[a.wrldwyde @MarieluvJea]

why am i getting jealous when she hangs with her friends?😒

[big mf don ! @ittsangel_]

when I pop out with a gf can yall pls behave

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

my body doesn’t know the difference between being held at gunpoint and coworkers making small talk with me

[des @notdestinysaix]

ngl when ppl are mean to me i rlly hope they die sorry what a weirdo

[Barber @ballisticbarber]

please stop being mean to people just cause u hate your life

[a.wrldwyde @MarieluvJea]

bro they were not exaggerating when they say the job market is bad wtfff!

[𝔩𝔲𝔰 @yungnstackin]

bitches be mean af until they start a business, now it's "hey loves”

[Neet @neet_sol]

you can’t even say “get a job” to people anymore because market is so bad they’ll be like ive applied to 400 jobs over the past 6 months

[𝕮𝖍𝖆𝖗𝖑𝖞❤️‍🔥 @Charlygotyou]

If we breakup because you “wanna focus on school” i better see you in harvard

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

If i say "On my way" imma need you to say okay or something for confirmation or i ain't leaving the house

[‎ 𓃠🇪🇸 @noniyabusiness_]

soft launching that you’re not religious to black people is really scary cause others view you as an actual demon afterwards 😭😭

[вlαnc @dqveed]

How it feels to type in ur email and password with a remote

[a.wrldwyde @MarieluvJea]

oh purrr i’m getting some followers 🙈 hey yalls