Tr Mark 🖤

[Tr Mark 🖤 @Marikoo111]

Worn out, but still walking into that classroom every morning. The soles might be cracking, but the spirit isn't. 🫡 #TeacherGrind

[Tr Mark 🖤 @Marikoo111]

A teacher walks into a boardroom... and leaves with a new vision. Thank you Djibril Tobe for your time, your truth, and your belief. The best classroom is the one where you're the student. 📚🤝

[Tr Mark 🖤 @Marikoo111]

Interesting…
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[DP 🇰🇪 @DanChepta]

Are you telling me this is the Mukuru Kwa Njenga slam that we normally know?

[Tr Mark 🖤 @Marikoo111]

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[lynk @lynk0x]

If pharmaceutical companies cured you, they'd go bankrupt.

if banks helped you get out of debt, they'd collapse.

if politicians actually solved all your problems, nobody would elect them again.

If Tom kills Jerry the show is over.
It's all a big show.

Everything is fake.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Gentlemen, standing before you is none other than Mpenzi Chokuu a.k.a Malaya kwa Ubora Wake. From a distance, any sane man would think this is a fine, soft-spoken slayqueen imported directly from Seychelles for bwana Kasongo. But behold, Chokuu is a man with a Fully matured Makagare, na inasemekana amebeba muzinga hapana machesoo.

Chokuu was once an ordinary hustler in Kisumu doing construction jobs. But as you all know, mjengo life is harder than passing a sobriety test after a weekend in Juja. Today you’re carrying cement, tomorrow the foreman is insulting your entire bloodline because you misplaced one brick.

When life became unbearable, our boy packed his small bag, two jeans, one Arsenal jersey, and dreams of survival, then headed straight to Mombasa to become a beach boy. One afternoon while applying sunscreen on tourists & pretending to know German, Chokuu was approached by an elderly mzungu man who had retired from Ikus and upgraded to team Sundus.

The old man flashed some euros. Chokuu looked at the money, looked at his economic situation, looked at his sitting apparatus and said “Wamuthede ni fire si fire.” Our boy accepted the deal at a lightning speed. He told himself one small trip to Dogo Kundu area wouldn’t hurt compared to the suffering of maisha ya hustler.

But my brothers, what started as survival slowly became a full-time profession. Chokuu became so dedicated to customer service that the old mzungu decided the young man deserves a promotion. Next thing you know, his visa was approved!

From carrying simiti in Kisumu to becoming an international export in Germany. Immigration officers approved his Visa very fast because of his Occupation as an Advanced Backside Consultant,, Chesaa!!

Unfortunately, life is unpredictable. Six months later, the old mzungu kicked the famous bucket and went to meet his ancestors in Sayuni. Chokuu was left stranded in Germany with no sponsor, no plan, and rent waiting like a hungry landlord in Mukuru kwa Njenga.

But our boy refused to go back to poverty. He simply said If life gives you lemons, upgrade the business model.

He went for hormonal injection to lower his testosterone, did a BBL procedure to increase mafrrrrrrmbanya & did a plastic surgery to install silicone boobs. Our boy transformed so much that men now lose concentration immediately he passes.

Today Chokuu is one of the most outsourced trans Milaya in Germany. Appointments are fully booked like NTSA during driving test season. Men are spending euros left and right thinking they found a premium European babe, only to discover they’re dealing with a former Site operator wa Kisumu affordable housing Phase 2.

Lemme tell you Maina, this Kasongo economy has forced many people to change careers… but Chokuu changed departments, operating system, and even motherboard. Aki ya Mungu hii ni mambo Kanii. Anyway, kama kawa siku zote sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[Tr Mark 🖤 @Marikoo111]

@RT_com It’s a cold word

[Tr Mark 🖤 @Marikoo111]

@baroswahjr Crooks indeed! Same thing happened to me. Someone sent me KSh 10,320 via a Paybill called ‘Book Prestig’ and Safaricom reversed the whole amount without any notice or explanation. No recourse, no fairness. They’ll take from you without blinking but refuse to take responsibility

[Tr Mark 🖤 @Marikoo111]

@TateTheTalisman Depression is‘real’
I’m Still getting over the 67 punches 🥊 u got 😩

[Tr Mark 🖤 @Marikoo111]

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[Tr Mark 🖤 @Marikoo111]

Ati u are afraid they’re slowly taking over… kwani what’s wrong with being a Muslim 🕌🤔