Marina

[jodie @jodieegrace]

My dad is 51, pursuing a modeling career, and I’ve never seen him happier. He told me he’s just waiting for a chance to blow up. So, Twitter, meet my dad.

[E! News @enews]

Ok, but if Jon Snow marries the Night King we want a wedding special. https://t.co/YNAIkZEDbS

[Marina @MarinaMay44]

@JustAJessThing Showers in the morning make me angry

[Marina @MarinaMay44]

@crod2010 Okay but does he take custom orders 😂😂😂😂 that's amazing! I wish I had penmanship half as good as your dad

[Marina @MarinaMay44]

@crod2010 Omg wait did he handwrite those???

[Marina @MarinaMay44]

@margaret_senn https://t.co/ERyGurNb5w

[Michael Gary Scott, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @Da_MichaelScott]

Me too Kevin, me too https://t.co/DSMfcnez9p

[Marina @MarinaMay44]

@JustAJessThing Okay to be fair I realized we had gone to 2 other movies and not walked out but the call of duty movie and pirates of the Caribbean

[Marina @MarinaMay44]

In 11 months Dustin and I have only gone to the movies twice and both times we've walked out 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Marina @MarinaMay44]

I for real just sat here trying to click play and drag the audio for a full 2 minutes. https://t.co/GMoiGPDMnN

[Kumar Patel @theKumarPatel]

How yall gonna make fun of a single mom who works too hard, who loves her kids and never stops, with gentle hands and a heart of a fighter? https://t.co/Q6SIRWueOp

[Paris Hilton @ParisHilton]

everyone: why were you late

me: wow traffic was insane I am literally so sorry

also me:

[Marina @MarinaMay44]

@alimo3 😂😂😂💀💀

[Ali Anderson @alimo3]

When you ask the birthday girl how her day is going... #LivingHerBestLife #24 @MarinaMay44

[Marina @MarinaMay44]

@Amanda_Hafner @abbychism RT

[bottlerocket @bottlerocket]

Wife had a bunch of rum drinks tonight and we somehow ended up at Target

[BBC News (World) @BBCWorld]

Microsoft is saying goodbye to Paint after 32 years https://t.co/1kXDubBwRB

[meanest cat @subtextfantasy]

my mouth https://t.co/GjRZaRYBa7