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Mariners:

Batters with runners in scoring position.

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@EthanField51197 @_Zaraquin Perhaps Presidents shouldn't stir up fear of WMDs to start wars in the middle east

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@kevinnbass Lots of women from one earner households are having to get a job?

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@WhiteHouse It's almost like people need a second job to afford life. 😂

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

Thank you for coming on this ride with us, Mariners fans 💙

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Thank you, Mariners fans 💙

It’s not the result any of us wanted, but we appreciate your support all season long.

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@AlbertaBeef_1 @carmen_letcher @Katt3jc1 @acnewsitics No sovereign, organized country in recorded history has ever survived on absolute autarky (zero trade).

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I didn't think this team could become anynore pathetic. #tridentsdown

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@AvgMarinersFan_ No shit, who fucking cares anymore 😢

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Mariners deserve this ending with how this season was managed from the front office and Dan

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@Its_Turrean @shaneF1984 Worst offensive games. How do we not get run?

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@shaneF1984 Insane our bullpen gave us a chance and didn't give up a run. We failed offensively

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Jerry and Justin totally shit this season. Debate me

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Mariners 👋🏼

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Losing to the A's in the state they're in just shows we don't deserve to anywhere near the playoffs.

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We have nothing left except the long ball. We left like 14 dudes on base last night.

[Bryan Woo Enjoyer @CyYoungWoo]

Cal ties it 😭💕

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@CyYoungWoo

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@MarinersGlaze Are they jerking each other off visually while giving up 5 runs? That's super sexy.

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WTF is wrong with our pitching staff? Across the board they've been terrible.

When do we can Jerry and Justin?

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@TMZ Thank God 🙏🏼 our whole Church of Super Christian Republicans has been praying for him to be detained by the law. He's a fake Christian and makes all Republicans look bad so we want him locked up.

[Tiffany Fong @TiffanyFong]

“What are your intentions with my daughter?”