Nathan Bellinger

[Nathan Bellinger @MarinheiroTX]

@CityofCRiowa Driving home from friend's house on Mount Vernon, around downtown? Driving through a green light when two kids on electric rental scooters blast through opposite while I'm going through the green light. If i don't brake, they're dead or broken on my car. Very safe.

[Nathan Bellinger @MarinheiroTX]

Thundercraps, Thundercraps, THUNDERCRAPS, HOOOO! @midnight #ShartToys

[Nathan Bellinger @MarinheiroTX]

@Doritos Freshly opened bag. You're doing it wrong.

[Nathan Bellinger @MarinheiroTX]

@dresdencodak I like the top left-most arm. Seriously. I'm not ironically not mentioning the butt. It's a good arm.

[Nathan Bellinger @MarinheiroTX]

@Bhava_Jim @kalkiprashar @GSpellchecker Right, only those who don't believe in themselves can put fate in their own hands, sans the divine.

[Nathan Bellinger @MarinheiroTX]

@alyankovic Congrats, you finally made it to the big time!

[Nathan Bellinger @MarinheiroTX]

@rainnwilson Not as good as Kickboxer 4: The Art of Kicking.

[Nathan Bellinger @MarinheiroTX]

@SteveMartinToGo @pattonoswalt Usually laugh inside at tweets, but that exchange got a legitimate laugh out loud. Thank you.

[Nathan Bellinger @MarinheiroTX]

@GSpellchecker @RTMac2 Regardless of what Hitler said vs. what he believed he invoked christianity to justify horrible acts.

[Nathan Bellinger @MarinheiroTX]

@JohnnyArgent @AnswersAuthor @GSpellchecker At first I read that as forced conversation, and it still seemed accurate. #mormons

[Nathan Bellinger @MarinheiroTX]

@wilwUntil next time Wheaton.

[Nathan Bellinger @MarinheiroTX]

@wilw Don't write off my @DallasStars until the game it's over.

[Nathan Bellinger @MarinheiroTX]

@RobDenBleyker Form an alliance and disassemble his social infrastructure from the inside, then crush him when he's weakened.

[Nathan Bellinger @MarinheiroTX]

@pattonoswalt Goddammit texas, stop. You're making me look bad for living here. Disturbing.

[Nathan Bellinger @MarinheiroTX]

@EugeneMirman Bullshit, most cum at the finish.

[Nathan Bellinger @MarinheiroTX]

Harbaugh brothers know how to anger.

[Nathan Bellinger @MarinheiroTX]

Burn this baby commercial. BURN THE BABIES WITH FIRE!

[Nathan Bellinger @MarinheiroTX]

Ravens implode after blackout due to deep seated feels of being afraid of the dark.

[Doug Benson @DougBenson]

"Have a few 'Safety Buds' before your drive!" -Bud Light #SuperBowl

[Nathan Bellinger @MarinheiroTX]

Now that their coach pointed out where endzone is red jerseys are doing much better.