I’m taking a little road trip to Oklahoma City this morning with Catherine.
I was excited to spend time with my wife without being interrupted by kids.
She opens the car door and puts her purse on the seat.
I ask why she’s brought tortillas.
She’s now wearing headphones.
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Subaru owners road etiquette:
Outback: on my way to hike! Scenic route is the best route! Go ahead and pass me sweet angel I love to recycle, careful dog on board! :)
WRX: yells “suck my granola dick” after ripping a fat vape, flips a car exiting a church parking lot off
In 2008 I was honored to be named the National Collegiate Catcher of the Year. Today, I’m humbled to become the namesake of this prestigious award to celebrate the achievements of Division 1 college catchers with the Buster Posey National College Catcher of the Year Award.
The TSA agent at the airport asked me if I lift after patting me down and that’s the kind of affirmation I’ve been looking for from my wife all these years.