costello

stop inventing

[Mohamed Salah @MoSalah]

Longest night of my life. Thank you for everything once again!

[costello @MarioCostello5]

feeling like anthony bourdain roaming the streets of venice completely by myself

[☂️ @oleemequivocao]

Princesa Leonor (Septiembre, 2026): ‘puta eduroam’

[costello @MarioCostello5]

it’s happening dios mio

[costello @MarioCostello5]

y pensar que tengo que esperar otros dos años para the boys

[autist @litteralyme0]

I've tasted being employed and I've tasted being unemployed

I recommend not being born

[shady @NotsoShadyyy]

mf thought he's Eren Yeager 😭🫵

[𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐔𝐍𝐄𝐒 @Antunes1]

Iran agreed to a ceasefire with the US, but is still attacking Israel

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

New analysis from @MeidasTouch details Trump's conflicting claims throughout his war in Iran:

Mar 3: “We won the war.”
Mar 7: “We defeated Iran.”
Mar 9: “We must attack Iran.”
Mar 9: “The war is ending almost completely, and very beautifully.”
Mar 11: “You never like to say too ⁠early you won. We won. In ​the first hour it was over.”
Mar 12: “We did win, but we haven’t won completely yet.”
Mar 13: “We won the war.”
Mar 14: “Please help us.”
Mar 15: “If you don’t help us, I will certainly remember it.”
Mar 16: “Actually, we don’t need any help at all.”
Mar 16: “I was just testing to see who’s listening to me.”
Mar 16: “If NATO doesn’t help, they will suffer something very bad.”
Mar 17: “We neither need nor want NATO’s help.”
Mar 17: “I don’t need Congressional approval to withdraw from NATO.”
Mar 18: “Our allies must cooperate in reopening the Strait of Hormuz.”
Mar 19: “US allies need to get a grip - step up and help open the Strait of Hormuz.”
Mar 20: “NATO are cowards.”
Mar 21: “The Strait of Hormuz must be protected by the countries that use it. We don’t use it, we don’t need to open it.”
Mar 22: “This is the last time. I will give Iran 48 hours. Open the strait”
Mar 22: “Iran is Dead”
Mar 23: “We had very good and productive talks with Iran.”
Mar 24: “We’re making progress.”
Mar 25: “They gave us a present and the present arrived today. And it was a very big present worth a tremendous amount of money. I’m not going to tell you what that present is, but it was a very significant prize.”
Mar 26: “Make a deal, or we’ll just keep blowing them away.”
Mar 27: “We don’t have to be there for NATO.”
Mar 29: Claimed talks were progressing
Mar 30: “Open the Strait of Hormuz immediately, or face devastating consequences.”
Mar 31: Claimed a deal was “very close” and Iran would “do the right thing”
Apr 1: “We’ll see what happens very soon.”
Apr 3: “Something big is going to happen.”
Apr 4: Said Iran must comply “immediately” or face further consequences
Apr 5: “Open the fuckin’ Strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah.”
April 7: "A whole civilization will die tonight, never to be brought back again. I don't want that to happen, but it probably will."

[𝕹𝖎𝖈𝖍𝖔𝖑𝖆𝖘 𝕯𝖊𝕺𝖗𝖎𝖔 @nicholasdeorio]

POV: You just saw a village in Minecraft

[The Resonance @Partisan_12]

Iran's negotiator returning after getting everything they wanted:

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

The President has lost his mind.

[costello @MarioCostello5]

@JTERMINATOR13 I miss the old Kanye

[costello @MarioCostello5]

pero hizo graduation y the college dropout 😔