Orochimario 🐍

I think I'm pretty funny 😂 I'm usually watching anime or gaming. Just tryna get rich one day. Rest Up Malcolm 🐉

[Orochimario 🐍 @MarioGotGameToo]

You can’t be everything to everybody.

[aether @bluewdrift]

in order to become a better person, you must first realize how horrible you really are. not in the dramatic sense, but in the quiet ways you sabotage yourself, repeat unhealthy patterns, hurt people who care about you, or tolerate what wounds you. you cannot grow if you keep pretending you’re innocent in the story you’ve created.

[gum @gumvape]

I don't know who needs to hear this, but start living. The days are flying by, and all you do is work, pay bills, and stress.

Enjoy what you can-walks, sunsets, music, laughter, and nature. Joy doesn't have to be expensive. You deserve it.

[autist @litteralyme0]

when you finally goes to a therapist and realised that the therapist is therapist

[David Leavitt 🎲🎮🧙‍♂️🌈 @DavidLeavitt]

They were stealing tips from workers

[TheMostFamousGrizShitPoster&BackupRB Schmidtacular @ASchmidtacular]

Reminder, Obama had an order that banned spam callers from calling your cell phone. It was one of the first things Trump rescinded when he took office in 2016.

[isaiah @tlop444]

netflix ceo said movie theaters are outdated btw

[Ben Fowlkes @benfowlkesMMA]

You know what’s really crazy? Some of us realized this without even having to go to the rallies.

[Chris Jaxon Speaks @RealChrisJaxon]

I genuinely do not remember food being recalled so often throughout my life.

Deregulation does not work. Science and inspections matter.

[High Yield Harry @HighyieldHarry]

Watching society become too cooked to even watch a tv show episode

[topsᴋi! @dfwtopski]

fully self aware and still making the same bad decisions

[Courtney ✨ @Courtney_Lolo]

IF YOU LOVE BLACK WOMEN MAKE SOME MF NOISE 🗣️

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home
• sleep

[🐝 @beha_hun]

Realizing 11pm is no longer “early” it is a direct threat to my tomorrow

[Karen Piper @PiperK]

Trump is attacking the National Museum of African American History and Culture, so I just gave them a follow.

[Bob Saget @snatchingbtc]

She isn’t exactly wrong lol I remember this being a lesson taught in sociology.

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

THIS IS WHAT WE'VE BEEN SAYING!!!!
WHY DO Y’ALL LET FAST FOOD PLAY YOU LIKE THIS?

Big Crispy Chicken Sandwich 3 for Me with fries, BOTTOMLESS chips and salsa and UNLIMITED drink for $10.99, only at Chili's.

[𝐒𝐌𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐖𝐈𝐙𝐀𝐑𝐃 @swizardcore]

me pretending to agree just so they shut the fuck up

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Mamdani taxed the rich and suddenly libraries work, potholes get fixed, childcare exists, and workers get paid more.
That's why billionaires are losing it and want him gone!!!

[Ry🍒 @ryloken68]

You’re telling me Sony made this extremely game changing business decision to stop making discs for games, and they didn’t have the foresight to let their business partners and retailers know before hand????

Now Im positive they did this shit off a whim because of GTA6 not having a physical release

[❄️ @JustBeTweeting]

They need to kill 17 niggas