Mario Portillo

[Mario Portillo @MarioKartPrime]

Finally got a PS5! BIG shout out to @mattswider and @PS5StockAlerts for the alerts! Got it on the 4th restock wave.

[Matt Swider (The Shortcut) @mattswider]

🎁🎁🎁 1M Mega-Giveaway: @mattswider will reach 1 million followers soon. Matt + @techradar are giving away consoles + accessories to celebrate🥳

👉How to enter: https://t.co/p3b8CeFTtr

♻️♻️RT this

✅ PS5 bundle
✅ Xbox Series X
✅ Zelda JoyCons

Ends when Matt Swider hits 1M

[Mario Portillo @MarioKartPrime]

I'm offended that the official Olympics anime segment was of lower quality than the Taco Bell/Pacific Rim crossover anime parody commercial

[Mario Portillo @MarioKartPrime]

"I could totally do that" I say watching the Olympics, whilst nursing torn lower back muscles I got from kneeling down to pick something up off the ground.

[Mario Portillo @MarioKartPrime]

Surprised by how much of "I Want It That Way" I still remember. Thanks Los Angeles radio.

[Mario Portillo @MarioKartPrime]

I've been putting a lot of effort lately into a beard that nobody even sees anymore

[Mario Portillo @MarioKartPrime]

Flashback to the time Emily and I went to LA's club district on a Saturday night... to play Pokemon Go

[Mario Portillo @MarioKartPrime]

Landed in LA for 5 minutes and i get a spam call straight to voicemail. 5. Minutes.

[Mario Portillo @MarioKartPrime]

Who else getting crunk at home on a Halloween as an adult? Just me? Thought so.

[Mario Portillo @MarioKartPrime]

Is Hollywood Horror nights at Universal any good?

[Mario Portillo @MarioKartPrime]

Has anyone ever eaten a pot pie WITHOUT burning the roof of their mouth? And if so, what is it like being a big far liar?

[Mario Portillo @MarioKartPrime]

Of COURSE the one week we're ENCOURAGED to wear football jerseys to church I'm gonna be off running a half marathon. Just my luck.

[Mario Portillo @MarioKartPrime]

Worst. Halftime. Show. Ever. Wtf was that?

[Mario Portillo @MarioKartPrime]

Should have learned my lesson: only watch the first half of an #ASU football game

[Mario Portillo @MarioKartPrime]

Sometimes i forget how much younger my wife is until i have to teach her that 25 years ago, TV just stopped broadcasting for a few hours each night.

[Mario Portillo @MarioKartPrime]

I'm just now learning that Woody Harrelson and Michael Rooker are two different people?

[Mario Portillo @MarioKartPrime]

🎵 Two bros, riding on a ski lift, 3 feet apart 'cus they're not gay

[Mario Portillo @MarioKartPrime]

#LastJedi could have been PERFECT! But WHY ARE THERE SO MANY CHARACTERS!!! They didn't give me time to CARE about any of them!

[Mario Portillo @MarioKartPrime]

Who's going to the game today? #ASU #beatArizona

[Mario Portillo @MarioKartPrime]

If your favorite Halloween movie isn't Hocus Pocus, then I'm sorry, but i didn't even want to be your friend anyway