MARPO

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[Arthur MacWaters @ArthurMacwaters]

It’s crazy how we found a way to purify literal rocks into 99.9999999% pure silicon, then have magicians pull it into crystals, then etch a trillion little runes on it, put some electricity into it, and now it has 130 IQ

and the most common thing to do with this miracle is email

[adidas @adidas]

one last dance 🐐

[cowboy @nextokens]

guy who faked-it-until-he-made-it but was starting to get in over his head can’t believe his luck when llms launched

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

I’m so lucky I get to live to see a beautiful picture like this

[Miaxi @Miaxi915]

insane goodwill pickup

[Lil Samsquanch @lilsamsquanch66]

Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude

[Natural Philosophy @Naturalphilosy]

“Above all, do not lose your desire to walk.”

— Søren Kierkegaard

[Sam @SammySwoosh]

Yes

[knv @knveth]

stuff like this sounds stupid until you turn like 23

[Slade @BellicIV]

Revenge is a fool's game. But I felt different

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

For quality of life, it is better to err on the side of being an optimist and wrong, rather than a pessimist and right

[lynk @lynk0x]

Do crackheads ever say, “I’m too broke to smoke crack tonight”?

No. They get up and make it happen.

Lesson in there.

[artsch00lreject @artsch00lreject]

God grant me the serenity to accept the things that are so over, the courage to say fuck it we ball, and the wisdom to know when we are so fucking back

[Fabipa @fabipa90]

Navidad en Argentina

[Jay-C @JayC_Trades]

NO TODO ES DINERO

[mo :3 @fruitpibble]

sorry babe no sex rn, the groupchat is active and i'm trying to get my joke in before they change topics