Orto_comic

Comedian | ABSU Mass Comm Student
Roasting Nigeria one tweet at a time
If I don’t make you laugh, drag me 👇

[OCHE💔 @Dan_baba04]

I tell this trenches babe say I dey feel cold
She say make I go near fire 🔥

no yawa, na when she need sub I go tell her make she go near subzero😂

[BODE @neverelent]

No matter how bad things have gotten for me, I have never said "I'm finished"

E no dey pass "anyhow sha", "we go run am" or "make we dey observe"

And true true, we dey actually run am✊

[CAROLINE MOJIRADE @MojiradeEwaade]

Hookup, Ashawo, Double Dating, Nah the same thing, No dey deceive yourself

😂💔 Who will take me out?
House don tire me, I am bored.

All of them nah the same work with different format😂

[016🍃🗿 @skengpen]

Omo if I bounce back, before person go see my 5naria God go gat tell me for dream, cus I learnt the hard way mahn

[SOFT @user4_Soft]

Once I guide I go first do podcast talk all the things wey my eyes see when I no guide

[Orto_comic @MarioRashford]

ABSU Mass Comm 300L, gather here

Exam stress don finish but trauma remain 😂

@absumasscomm or @ABSUForum how far?

[Orto_comic @MarioRashford]

Me going home for holiday with my "Mass Comm content creator" dreams:

Also village network: *1 bar*

Also my data: Finished after 1 TikTok

Now I’m my grandma’s cameraman for free 😂

Holiday is a scam. ABSU students, where una dey spend am?
@ABSU

[Orto_comic @MarioRashford]

@NancyIsime678 Connections oo

[PBTIPS 👀 @pbtips_]

As you get money pass me
Me sef get who i get money pass
And laslas none of us get money reach Elon musk
Nobody dey chop sawdust
So if u guide na for your pocket o

[Orto_comic @MarioRashford]

Happy Birthday to my lovely self! 🎉🎂

Thank You, Lord, for the gift of life. May this new year bring me joy, good health, success, favor, and countless blessings. Cheers to a beautiful and prosperous year ahead! 🎊🎈🙏

[Nancy Isime @NancyIsime678]

I hope l am not disturbing anyone

[GLOBAL VIDS @GLOBALVIDS1]

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[Hasharia @hashariai]

This hotel room has only one bed. How to share it with StepMom? #stepmom #stepson #taboo #sex

[东京不太热 @JavClubX]

Chudai💦

[Orto_comic @MarioRashford]

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[✨BLUE PILL SOCIETY 🧘🏽‍♂️ @earlball60s]

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[Orto_comic @MarioRashford]

Ankara don speak, no need for grammar.

[Orto_comic @MarioRashford]

@Cleverlydey4u @FabrizioRomano @Plantainboyyy How ?

[TOUCH SPORTS @TOUCHSPORT2]

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