Mariano

Can suck a golf ball through a garden hose he/him

[Mariano @MarioSalv23]

Any person, specifically med school students, who use medical terminology in normal conversations 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

nancy pelosi doing poppers rn. she doesn't understand them but she's doing them

[ann lee news and updates @samcorb]

"Um, can you run a candidate with a fucking heartbeat?!"

[Mariano @MarioSalv23]

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70+ half siblings
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[Mariano @MarioSalv23]

Any person, specifically med school students, who use medical terminology in normal conversations 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

[Mariano @MarioSalv23]

Honorable mention;
“Yeah I’m getting into country”
The country in question

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

[Mariano @MarioSalv23]

@GabeWasylko @CleGuardians I’d bring my mom, who hasn’t been able to go to a guardians game in years (despite being a huge fan)

[Gabe Wasylko @GabeWasylko]

I’m excited to partner with @CleGuardians to give away (2) tickets to the afternoon session of Guards Fest on Jan. 20.

To enter:
1. Like AND share this post
2. Reply with who you’d take to this year’s event

A winner will be announced Jan. 11 at noon. Good luck! #ForTheLand

[60% Water By Mass @MoleculesGoHard]

My non-chemistry friend sent me this. Even the normies get it

[Gators Daily 🐊 @GatorsDaily]

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

FLAT FUCK IS COMING TO TOWN

[60% Water By Mass @MoleculesGoHard]

computational chemists be like "I'm in the lab this week"
the lab:

[Mariano @MarioSalv23]

Listen if I see a hyena pseudo pp you’re my matriarch 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[Mariano @MarioSalv23]

Business is 2D higher than anything else

[Mariano @MarioSalv23]

PBR got me feeling romantic rn

[Mariano @MarioSalv23]

Does joe biden control Baby Gronk????

[Mariano @MarioSalv23]

@ryloken93 George

[Mariano @MarioSalv23]

@satansgooch The original poppers

[berd @berdyaboi]

plankton needs to go solo bro i got chills

[Jack Corbett @jackcorrbit]

my car was stolen a few days ago. all the presets on my radio were tuned to npr stations so I may be out thousands of dollars but maybe npr gained another listener <3