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Community Leader, Indigenous Hispanic who's gay and not afraid to rock heels or braids. Pronouns Bot/Con

Activated American since 2013.

[Mario Presents Official @Mario_Presents]

"If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen." ~ Harry S. Truman

It was nice chatting with you Destiny.

[Mario Presents Official @Mario_Presents]

@brendanmjones Eventually she'll learn that reasonable people will get pushed into doing unreasonable things given enough pressure.

Happy Killdozer Day

[mikayla @honeyNonABG]

Hey is there any ANY Angeleno organizing a protest against this stolen election?

If so, where do we meet. THIS IS NOT OK. This is tyranny and they’re playing in our faces.

Please tell me someone is planning something.

[Mario Presents Official @Mario_Presents]

Keep marveling and gushing over those drone shows.

Don't say I didn't warn y'all.

[Andrew Bridgen @ABridgen]

This how Palantir can surveil and kill people….

Palantir has just unleashed its newest AI assassination surveillance system in collaboration with the Dept of War.

You are deluded if you don’t think this will be turned against the American people, people of the UK and others.

[Frank Rodriguez @InfoSavage1]

Now it’s time to rebuild. Like a phoenix rising from the ashes. 🐦‍🔥

[Mario Presents Official @Mario_Presents]

This needs to be on @Spotify ASAP!!!

Have you connected with @basterecords and @HiRezTheRapper yet?

[Latinos Por Pratt @LatinosPorPratt]

PRATT SUMMER - Runoff Edition

[Intro]
(Pulsing synth building up)
Welcome to the city of angels...
Where the reality gets a little... unreal.
The primary is over.
But the party is just getting started.
Are you ready for the runoff?

[Verse 1]
Palisades burned but the hills are alive
Got a brand new mission and a brand new drive
From the MTV screen to the City Hall steps
No more potholes, no more empty prep
They thought it was a joke, thought he’d fade away
But he pulled the votes on election day
Thirty percent in the primary heat
Now we taking this battle straight to the street!

[Pre-Chorus]
(Beat starts speeding up)
No more business as usual, cut the red tape
Gonna build it up high, give the city new shape
Lookin' like Dubai in eight short years
Wipe away the smoke and the Hollywood tears!

[Chorus]
(High energy, massive synths)
It’s a Pratt Summer! (Let’s go!)
We in the runoff, bout to run the show!
From the reality villain to the man in charge
Living in the hills and we living large!
It’s a Pratt Summer! (Turn it up!)
Got the ballots in the box and the bass in the cup!
Yeah, he still got a chance, gonna shake the room
Bring the neon lights, sweep away the gloom!

[Build]
(Snare drum rolling faster and faster)
Put the crystals in the sky!
Make it shine like Dubai!
One, two, one two three, JUMP!

[Drop]
(Heavy EDM bassline, laser synths, vocal chops)
Pratt Summer!
Shake it up!
Runoff!
(Let's go!)
Yeah, we in the runoff!

[Verse 2]
(Driving four-on-the-floor beat)
Karen at the top but we closing the gap
Got the viral vids putting us on the map
Said he’s an outsider but he knows the town
From the Hollywood sign to the underground
No more broken sidewalks, time to clean the slate
November’s coming fast, and we control the fate
They calling him the wildcard, saying it’s absurd
But the people showed up and the people were heard!

[Pre-Chorus]
(Beat starts speeding up again)
No more business as usual, cut the red tape
Gonna build it up high, give the city new shape
Lookin' like Dubai in eight short years
Wipe away the smoke and the Hollywood tears!

[Chorus]
(Massive stadium energy)
It’s a Pratt Summer! (Let’s go!)
We in the runoff, bout to run the show!
From the reality villain to the man in charge
Living in the hills and we living large!
It’s a Pratt Summer! (Turn it up!)
Got the ballots in the box and the bass in the cup!
Yeah, he still got a chance, gonna shake the room
Bring the neon lights, sweep away the gloom!

[Bridge]
(Tempo slows down, ethereal vocals building up)
They laughed at the reality star...
But look how he made it so far.
It’s just him and Bass in the final fight.
November’s gonna be a crazy night.

[Build]
(Sirens and risers)
Turn it up!
Turn it up!
Here we go!

[Drop]
(Explosive EDM beat, heavy bass, festival energy)
Pratt Summer!
Make it shine like Dubai!
Runoff!
We in the runoff!

[Outro]
(Fading synths, echo on vocals)
Yeah, it’s a Pratt Summer.
See you in November, LA.
(Beat fades out)

[Mario Presents Official @Mario_Presents]

@LatinosPorPratt It needs to be on Spotify ASAP

[Houman David Hemmati, MD, PhD @houmanhemmati]

🔥 I’ve been playing “Pratt Summer,” the new EDM song about @spencerpratt released by @LatinosPorPratt, on repeat since it was released recently.

Great song!

[Mario Presents Official @Mario_Presents]

@alisonintheknow Can I say, the fact that you offered her a @MyPillowUSA so she can finally get a good night's rest was the cherry 🍒 on top 🧁

Chef's kis 👨‍🍳 💋

😆 🤣 💀 🪦

[Mario Presents Official @Mario_Presents]

@Alt_Azn This is the LA i remember

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Liberal tears are delicious.

[Danny De Urbina @dannydeurbina]

Nithya Raman walked out to her campaign funeral in literal tears last night

She can't hide her disappointment at the red wave that showed out in LA Mayoral race

Angelenos are taking their city back from the grip of incompetence.

[Mario Presents Official @Mario_Presents]

@realSonjaShaw I am so proud of you. Lmk how I can help your campaign sister.

Congratulations again.

[Mario Presents Official @Mario_Presents]

How the hell is Karen Bass winning?!

I voted 236 times for Spencer Pratt yesterday while in LA.

Shes a fkkn cheater!

[Mario Presents Official @Mario_Presents]

@Schumacher_The He's not gay, he's straight with extra steps.

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@FilmThePoliceLA What will you do if he does. Have you prepared your ugly crying face?

[Heidi Montag @heidimontag]

May God’s will be done. 🙏

[Fenton Mulley @Fenton_Mulley]

@LA_DOTr

[Mario Presents Official @Mario_Presents]

@LAJoneser @39_Matt @AltaredVision He doesn't need to. Same day voter registration exists and you only need a name and address (PO Box included). So, technically we all can vote for Spencer Pratt.

I did my part and voted twice!

[Mario Presents Official @Mario_Presents]

@AltaredVision I thought you people loved celebrity endorsements.

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Go Spencer Go!!!

[Sean @scs_real]

Fun fact, native American tribes fought for the Confederacy so they could keep their slaves.