MariolaRules

P1. Trauma/ICU RN. Boxer. Star Wars Enthusiast.

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The @GreatDonovan trying to get people knocked up with this playlist.

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Legendary link up 🔥

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@GeorgeDunham definitely going to be bringing back “crooks.”

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@GeorgeDunham I think the lightning shenanigans started after Matt Hasselbeck – hasn’t he been struck by lightning twice?

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wu-tang is for the children.

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“All hail the blue horse overlords.”

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College Football Imperialism Map after Week 5! #CFBimperialism⚔️

Rules: FBS starting map. If you beat a team, you get its territory and keep it all until you lose (it all goes to the winner), but you can get back on the map by defeating others with land!

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@corbydavidson @oldwaver here’s what happened when I asked my 8th & 6th grader if they knew who CCR was:
8th: Um yeah. Everyone knows who they are.
6th: That’s like asking if we know who Taylor Swift is.
Me: How do you know them?
8th: Because we’re like alive? Everyone knows.

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Worst. Opening Ceremony. Ever.

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@Evan_P_Grant @Evan_P_Grant bet. we can go get cheeseburgers together.

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.@ntlbaseball 2025 Vice's Cameron Harper sends a single through the middle.

McKinney Boyd (TX) 2025 #uncommitted

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@wfaaweather what kind of nonsense is this over Preston and 121?

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@JustinMonty They made a Kidz Bop version of Not Like Us. ☠️

https://t.co/CChyLdw0o0

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@GreatDonovan this has been an effin delightful drive to work. If I could only listen to substitute teacher day in the OR…

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@SportsSturm it’s weaponized incompetence.

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@dumbzone420 @NotJackKemp ☠️

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@CumulusMedia bring back @bracketdan & @NotJackKemp pay them whatever they want. Stop ruining things, you greedy corporate wankers.

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@mexican_junior, @BlindKellie, Weir and I never listen to @bracketdan & @NotJackKemp on the ticket.

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@NotJackKemp you get a new ride?

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@junior_miller harness is the way to go. It’ll be like y’all are in the car. She’s going to do great. Make sure she has whatever she likes to drink in a sippy cup or bottle so she can pop her ears if she needs to.

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@corbydavidson Snake Pit Segment?
https://t.co/fOXunSklL9