Silly sh*t my boyfriend says

Twitter account dedicated to the silly/dumb/cute stuff my boyfriend does

[Silly sh*t my boyfriend says @MarionJane7]

When the girlfriend has her boobs out. Brain: don’t do it. Don’t do it. Don’t do it. Finger: BOOP THE NIPPLE #nipple #boop #boob

[Silly sh*t my boyfriend says @MarionJane7]

It would turn out I have trained my guy right. He goes to rustle my hair but stopped and asked if it was done yet, I say no and he says ‘good then I can touch it’ 😳😮 boy why you so perfect? #myguy #hairstyle #lovegoals

[Silly sh*t my boyfriend says @MarionJane7]

Wanted to pop a pimple on the boyfriends face which turned into him running around the yard making me chase him like a toddler being wrangled for a nappy change 😅🙄 JUST LET ME POP THE PIMPLE!! #pop #thiskid #SometimesIWantTo

[Silly sh*t my boyfriend says @MarionJane7]

He is also currently coming up with all different ideas for food to southern fry 😅👌 #food #southern #fry

[Silly sh*t my boyfriend says @MarionJane7]

The boyfriend just offered to suck my dick after I gave him southern fried potato.. this kid 😅

[Silly sh*t my boyfriend says @MarionJane7]

The boyfriend just tried to be sweet and while at the end of the bed, leant over and kissed my foot. Boy did he remember quickly that I just finished work. He won’t do that again 😅 #foot #stinks #sucker

[Silly sh*t my boyfriend says @MarionJane7]

@isaiahthomas I’d love these tickets but who has the money spare for a trip to America 🙄😫 #aussielife

[Isaiah Thomas @isaiahthomas]

I got 4 tickets left to giveaway for tomorrow’s game. Who wants them?

[Silly sh*t my boyfriend says @MarionJane7]

I wonder about my boyfriend at times. The other day he says he wants a day to be like a 3 yr old. So tantrums, running ‘round the house naked and getting his bottom spanked. This kid 😅 #mylifeinblackandwhite #sillyshitmyboyfriendsays #Spanking

[Silly sh*t my boyfriend says @MarionJane7]

Me and the bf layin’ in bed just chilling, he’s eating chips. I look over and he’s got crumbs all over his chest - I tell him he can’t be eating in bed if he’s making mess. He deadass looks me in the eye and says - ‘It’s my titty litter’. I almost peed myself #FunniestTweets #BED

[WeedCanada @weed_canada]

The difference is too good to ignore let’s be real 💨 📷 #legalizacion #weed #alcohol #weeds #smoke #weed_canada #marijuana #cannabis #smokeweed #pot #october17 #canada

[Silly sh*t my boyfriend says @MarionJane7]

My boyfriend bought home a fundraising box of chocolates for his basketball club. -Do you think those chocolates have left the house? Definitely not. -Are we now down $60. You bet your ass we are 😅 #sillyshitmyboyfriendsays #retweet #lovehim #fatasses