Alyssa❣

Insta: @alyssamaris18 📸

[Alyssa❣ @MarisAlyssa]

He is a self centred, up his own arse, tangerine bastard - words of my nan

… any guesses who she’s talking about?

[Alyssa❣ @MarisAlyssa]

To the fucking idiot that’s just reversed on the round out to get onto the M1 instead of just going round again, Thanks for nearly killing me & writing both our cars off - have a nice fucking day

[Alyssa❣ @MarisAlyssa]

Everything happens for a reason... what I true bloody statement that is 🙏🏽🙌🏽

[Alyssa❣ @MarisAlyssa]

Is this what happiness feels like.. because I’m feeling it!🏡 🚗 👩🏽‍💻 👭👫

[Alyssa❣ @MarisAlyssa]

@RebeccaStovinn One day you’ll just wake up feeling empty, walk away & never look back 🤷🏽‍♀️🙌🏽

[Alyssa❣ @MarisAlyssa]

@siancapel Do I do this?😱

[Alyssa❣ @MarisAlyssa]

@MaxxChewning Dark!

[Alyssa❣ @MarisAlyssa]

God I’m on a roll today ..

Another weird fact -

A lot of fruit, such as grapes, make my mouth and throat itchy 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣

[Alyssa❣ @MarisAlyssa]

Oh & ...

I purposely leave packs of biscuits open on the side because I like it when the top biscuit goes all soft 😍🤣

What’s wrong with me 🤦🏽‍♀️

[Alyssa❣ @MarisAlyssa]

Here is the third instalment of ‘Alyssa is a weirdo’ ..

I like to wait for banana skins to get the brown dots on before I eat them ☺️ 🍌

[Alyssa❣ @MarisAlyssa]

@AlexCapel Me too!! 😱

[Alyssa❣ @MarisAlyssa]

Ps, think I just use Twitter now to show how much of a weirdo I am 🤷🏽‍♀️

[Alyssa❣ @MarisAlyssa]

Right. another weird opinion / preference of mine that doesn’t even make sense ...

Apples taste way better cut up.

Am I alright?🤦🏽‍♀️

[Alyssa❣ @MarisAlyssa]

@siancapel Sending love🥺❣️

[Alyssa❣ @MarisAlyssa]

@JordanChappel19 🤣, it’s sooo much nicer🙈

[Alyssa❣ @MarisAlyssa]

Ngl I think dominos warmed up the next day actually tastes nicer than when it’s fresh the day before🤷🏽‍♀️

[Alyssa❣ @MarisAlyssa]

@MaxxChewning On my tummy 🙈🤣

[Alyssa❣ @MarisAlyssa]

@siancapel I can’t remember what else we put it either 😩

[Alyssa❣ @MarisAlyssa]

@Ryanair I’ve been in touch trying to explain that my flight was cancelled but I haven’t been offered a voucher!

[Alyssa❣ @MarisAlyssa]

@Ryanair worst customer service ever. Been 7 months and still haven’t received so much as an email about my refund.

[Alyssa❣ @MarisAlyssa]

Amen 🙏🏽