Marisa

Working every day to rid the world of jargon. Resting MEH face. Never uses literally in the figurative sense. Comms geek working at @MacmillanLearn. views=mine.

[Marisa @MarisaBluestone]

Sadly @amazon she can not respond to texts from the grave either.

No one is able to help. We certainly can’t be the only people who have had a spouse die.

[Marisa @MarisaBluestone]

@AAACares Glad I wasn’t waiting on the side of the road this whole time. Also glad to know just how unreliable this service is. 36 hours and nothing. I had to find my own solution at my own cost — what’s the point of having AAA anyhow if they don’t show up? @AAAnews

[Marisa @MarisaBluestone]

@AAACares Not sure why you asked for my details when you had no plans on actually reaching out @AAAnews

[Marisa @MarisaBluestone]

@AAACares I sent the DM.

[Marisa @MarisaBluestone]

@Delta Rep hasn’t come back on in 25 minutes to give any update. I get the feeling they think if they keep me on hold long enough that I’ll just hang up.

[Marisa @MarisaBluestone]

Many anti-choice women are convinced that their need for abortion is unique — not like those “other” women — even though they have abortions for the same sorts of reasons. — a must read https://t.co/sHx2fyavAE

[Marisa @MarisaBluestone]

Today, the government decided they know what’s best for my body. Next, they’re coming for our birth control. Who knows what after that under the guise of morals.

What a sad, dark day for our country. #roevswade

[Marisa @MarisaBluestone]

Best buddies

[Marisa @MarisaBluestone]

@HellHadesTV !

[Marisa @MarisaBluestone]

Thanks to whoever sent this to me and obviously knows me pretty well.

[Marisa @MarisaBluestone]

There is a way. And I will learn it. @michaelsmartpr

[Marisa @MarisaBluestone]

@kcsports4me Figures.

[Marisa @MarisaBluestone]

Two weeks ago I ordered from Rotisserie Roast and got Boston Market. This week I ordered from Burger Den and got Denny’s. Seems beyond unethical and bordering on illegal @Grubhub

[Marisa @MarisaBluestone]

First conference in what seems like forever #imagineedu. Our GM is speaking later today about how #edtech is enabling student success.

[Marisa @MarisaBluestone]

#VenmoMe marisa-bluestone

[Venmo @Venmo]

We’re giving out $100,000 today. RT this with your Venmo handle for a chance to win $500. #VenmoMe

Must follow @Venmo. No purch nec. Ends 6/28. US only, 18+. Venmo acct req’d. Rules: https://t.co/g4KLdGjvpV

[Marisa @MarisaBluestone]

Quiet time is so important. https://t.co/ohQuIRUWUZ

[Marisa @MarisaBluestone]

@moop2000 @lyft Pfizer. Minimal side effects. Just sleepy. Never could have imagined the day I’d be happy to get a vaccine but here we are.

[Marisa @MarisaBluestone]

Just got vaccinated! Yay! (Then waited 1 hr and 15 minutes for @lyft to take me the 3 miles home. Which their customer service team said was my fault for believing their estimate was accurate.) But yay for vaccination!

[Marisa @MarisaBluestone]

@MedStarHealth just curious why you make appointments on the weekend when the hospital doors are locked.

[Marisa @MarisaBluestone]

I think this may be the meanest fortune cookie I’ve ever received. Rude.