Mariscal de campo

Dio benedica le donne con il grasso nyash

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Kenyans have come out breathing fire after Andrew Kibe made derogatory remarks about people living with disabilities, using Stivo Simple Boy as an example. According to Andrew Kibe, people born with disabilities shouldn't reproduce because they would pass on what he called abnormal genes.

Without blinking, kibe looked at the Camera with his sanpanku eyes & said people like Stivo simpo boy wanafaa wakatwe makagere to prevent them from producing little pikiins. But the internet was having none of it. People who have seen him upclose reminded him that mirrors exist.

One lady hilariously claimed that if Kibe removes his famous cap, he resembles Stivo Simple Boy more than Stivo Simple Boy himself. Some also said that without his cap & those gogos, Kibe looks like a jaundiced gecko basking in the sun.

Others told him to stop acting like he was personally involved in God's creation process. Kibe was reminded that before roasting someone's appearance, he should first make sure his own reflection isn't preparing a counterattack. Sometimes the mirror has the final word! Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

WARNING!!! As a man, Avoid showing off. always pretend you don't have money. Even when your pockets are overflowing. You'll thank me later.

[MOSET @KeKirwa]

She had a tattoo in 2003?

[Muchiri @vmuchiri1]

Imagine having a terrible day at work and coming home to M*rugi M*nyi as your wife😭

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Ben Kumis are hearing good out there. With these harsh economic times, if you have the ability of rotating your waist at a velocity of 0.5 m/s, using Pythagoras theorem, with number of rounds completed is to the nearest 3.5,, ayaaam telling you my brother, you'll remove yourself from the block. Chesaa.

[#𝐍𝐚𝐭𝐞 @RealNate08]

Surviving with a 13k salary, 3 kids, house wife, living in Nairobi, these security guys are magicians

[Richkidd wizzy @RichkiddWizzy]

Hujamuona wakati wa bill akiargue na waiter kwa sababu pesa ya bosi haiwezi tumiwa vibaya.

[Nelson Amenya @amenya_nelson]

I have read Lee Kuan Yew’s book from third world to first world, I am yet to find a page where talks about building malls and churches. But he has mentioned education, public healthcare, investment in industry, keeping consumption expenditure down. The fundamentals must be respected.

[Blaze Officiel @B3laze]

'Soo, what are you doing on wednesday'

[Mobolaji @mo_bolaji_]

Stealing requires reasoning!

[MaX Holding @XCouncillor]

Tall and flexible...

[KABUGO @Kabugo_]

Nobody tells young people this: the city rewards looking rich. The countryside rewards becoming rich. Small difference. Expensive lesson.

[KTN News @KTNNewsKE]

THE PEOPLE HAVE SPOKEN.
You asked. You shared. You demanded it.
So we're bringing it back. The Gallery of Ruto's Lies returns for a special re-air today—the Eighth Day.
🕤 9:30 PM
Don't miss it. Only on KTN.

#ChekiKTN #FactsFirst

[𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞 ✪™ @Krepublics2_]

Kakai was surprised with Yvonne.He didn't expect her to call them out 😆😆

[A concerned Kenyan🇰🇪 @Brian_Collins25]

Grandma said body confidence has no age limit 😂 mafurumbaya🔥

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

The problem is that you only go through her chats. But my brother, go through her WhatsApp stickers & you'll see the 8th wonder of the world. You'll find stickers that your phone has never witnessed that she shares with her yeast supplier. And when you find what you're looking for, don't react, just put her in her place or walk away.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

As a man, the most important skill you can develop in life is the ability to “figure it out.”

[#LandIsNotProperty Mwalimu Wandia @wmnjoya]

Not manufacturing, not innovation. Just rent, rent, rent, and more rent. That's what happens when you become wealth based on access to the state, not work you've done. You can't be creative, innovative or impactful.

The curse of independence.

#MaishaKazini

[Mariscal de campo @Mariscalde91802]

@baroswahjr videos is nauseating as fuck