Rissa

my pronouns: she/her/bad bitch.

[Rissa @MarissaBettes]

@Slicknick_16 Dude. Did you catch that FaceTime voicemails are now a thing? 🙄

[Rissa @MarissaBettes]

@mattrife if you need someone to hang out with when you come to Wichita I’d be the perfect choice.

[Rissa @MarissaBettes]

If I ever had an autobiography Written it would be called

“The Crazy Bitch Chronicles. Part l : The bad bitch survival guide “

[Rissa @MarissaBettes]

It’s giving Jackson and Oliver cheese jerky

[iM@St4R @Yajizzlee]

Idgaf if my nigga sell hot dogs , I’m right beside em🤣🤣 ketchup? Mustard?? Tf

[Rissa @MarissaBettes]

Homies* plural. What can I say? A bitch just got a lot of personality.

[Rissa @MarissaBettes]

@mollsdamartian I’m back to black 😜

[And IT STILL WILL NEVER BE YOU @_PhallonX0X0]

When a nigga on top and grab yo ass from underneath he about to knock the sonic coins out yo ass

[Rissa @MarissaBettes]

Soooo fucking adorable

[molly🐝 @mollsdamartian]

messy mama

[Rissa @MarissaBettes]

@mollsdamartian Bruh same asf.

[Rissa @MarissaBettes]

Ahh shit

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

ppl hate valentine’s day like it’s the only day of the year no one loves them

[Rissa @MarissaBettes]

@isabellyyea I promise you it’s not as glamorous and spontaneous as porn hub makes it seem 🙄😪

[Rissa @MarissaBettes]

Couldn’t have said it better myself

[Kea ❤️ @Keakors_]

Getting ate out your sleep >>>>>

[Rissa @MarissaBettes]

Miguel is 4 years old now and this year I was really looking forward to using the parent line:
“you know Santa is watching you need to be nice or all you’ll get is coal for Christmas”
To which he responded:
“I’ll beat Santa’s ass”

Miguel - 1
Mom - 0
Santa clause - 0

[Rissa @MarissaBettes]

Why does everyone hurt me

[Rissa @MarissaBettes]

@Space_Cactus9 I mean it’s works 🤷🏼‍♀️ you ain’t lyin

[Rissa @MarissaBettes]

Why did the man fall down the well?

Because he couldn’t see that well