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I gave Sway his first TV

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@lspace25 I’m not mad at watermelon montauk beer tho 🤭

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@aaaaaaannie hunter gatherer version of pb+j!!

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Homeless man playing sad Madonna songs on subway off Bluetooth speaker I love this city so much

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Tell everyone how much you love sissy

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Honestly whatever about equal pay can I just get the arm rest

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I have been awake for 100 years and moving at a light jog since I was 17; an autobiography

[MarissaCass @MarissaCass]

Everyone: “Here’s a post from me telling you I’m going to stop posting on social media bc it doesn’t validate my existence now can you validate my existence by ‘liking’ this post.”

*starts a live video*

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The girl who sits next to me at work is planning her wedding and is constantly on the phone whisper yelling at her fiance telling him his food choices suck and it's become my favorite part of my job.

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Well Tuesday is over which is more than I can say for Wednesday.

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Had a dream I asked a guy out based upon discovering that he too understood the strategy behind minesweeper so I guess that’s where the bar is set these days.

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I am v late to the game but finally watched Lady Bird last night and the scene where Birdie throws herself out of a moving car as a reaction to her mother's berating is the most relatable thing I've ever seen in cinema.

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It took 28 years but the “makes you stronger” part of “what doesn’t kill you” is finally kicking in.

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@lesliepadgett LOL

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@Darlene4NY love the hair!

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1 of 3 of the worst months of the year is o v e r!!!!!!!!

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🙌🏼🙌🏼🙌🏼

[MarissaCass @MarissaCass]

In 2018 I discovered "paste as plain text" and honestly nothing in 2019 will top that.

[Pam Keith, Esq. @PamKeithFL]

I won’t be watching the Sandmann interview. He has a Constitutional right to act like a disrespectful, entitled little prick & I have a Constitutional right to think of him as such. I won’t be gaslighted about it & I won’t give oxygen to the political spin his family bought.🤫

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.@SpeakerPelosi just dropped in like

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@lspace25 HAHAHA!!!

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@lspace25 been laughing to myself all morning thinking about “Where are the anchor pants?! Mariano needs the anchor pants!!!!!!” 😂🤣