Marissa

Professional soapmaker, insurance agent, book reader, bad TV watcher, wife, and mom.

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@paleochristcon Lucky for my husband (and kids) that I don’t like Almond Joys then

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Am I proud about how many soup dumplings I’ve eat today? Not one bit.
Do I regret eating every single one? Also no.

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I love my children immensely but I would love them even more if they didn’t decide to get me up for the day at 5am for no reason.

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@ElizaLyola @DefiantLs Actually yes you can. My term policy will either pay out in the event of my death during the term or if I outlive the term, the insurance company will write me a check for what I paid over the term. It’s not a super common type of policy, but they do exist.

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Who’s ready for the fall collection release?!? Coming Friday September 5... https://t.co/iDL5q6VK27 via @YouTube

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Had a much need 4+ hour phone call with my bestie. We’re adults now with responsibilities in the morning so we’ll definitely be tired but that’s what the coffee is for

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Rewatching Teen Mom from the beginning, before it was “OG” cause… well… I’m not sure exactly why. All the old old seasons I’ve seen but definitely forgot just how absolutely batshit crazy Amber was.

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Wait… Did Kody and Meri have “something special” or did he never love her? Asking for myself cause this is confusing af #SisterWives

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I bet @netflix wouldn’t be having these problems if @elonmusk owned it. 😩😂

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Hey @netflix how about not copyright striking YouTubers wanting to do a watch party when you can’t even get your crap together for me to watch the fight

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Catching up on #loveisblind season 7.

And wow… Hannah is a piece of work.

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For all that is holy, please get my order right this time @dominos, it’s been a long day. #thirdtimesthecharm #fingerscrossed

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Well I again didn't get my garlic dipping cup and this time I remembered to order “no mushrooms, add chicken”, only to get mushrooms on one and no chicken. Keep up the great work @dominos 🙄

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For the record, I have never been upset receiving my order a day or two before I was supposed to.

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Oofta, the internet. I almost forgot it’s an election year.

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I’ve noticed this trend on social media where people use big words to sound more intelligent when it in fact does the opposite.

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Being a little snarky tonight in the Facebook groups cause people are stupid and it takes way too much effort to be nice. #meanie #notsorry

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No bigger bullet has been dodged than the one Trevor dodged when Chelsea picked Jimmy over him. #LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlind6

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I’ve been reading more. And I just finished a terrible book. You can check out my review of it here: https://t.co/4tmp51hz7O

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Haven’t looked up spoilers or anything, but based on what I’ve seen so far, Chelsea should have definitely picked Trevor. And Jimmy shouldn’t get anybody. #LoveIsBlind