Marissa Orchard

Life Coach • LMT • Entrepreneur • Feminist • Animal lover • Owner of @uptmassage and The Orchard • ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[Marissa Orchard @MarissaF828]

I wonder how many top hats @brendonurie owns...?

[Marissa Orchard @MarissaF828]

@admorale86 Doritos.

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My most favorite part of V is that Hugo is so talented that you can literally see each of his expressions through the mask. It’s also what I hate the most because how is he so damn good!?!?
#VforVendetta #v #RememberRemember #guyfawkesday #BonfireNight

[Marissa Orchard @MarissaF828]

Whenever I see Celeste on @cw_charmed Im triggered with my hatred for Sally Langston from @ScandalABC

[Marissa Orchard @MarissaF828]

@thewillswenson It’s crazy how so many church goers seem to have not actually read the Bible. Or maybe they just read the bits that help them justify hate...? Aka not the Jesus bits.

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@DonanneK @PattiLuPone

[Marissa Orchard @MarissaF828]

Because @hollycassell makes a damn good point.

[Marissa Orchard @MarissaF828]

Question for the #witches out there.
Do any of you support trump?
Not looking to start a fight, but I’m genuinely curious.

[Marissa Orchard @MarissaF828]

Also. If a virgin had to light the black flame candle, why didn’t a responsible non-virgin light the candle and let it burn out so they couldn’t return??

[Marissa Orchard @MarissaF828]

I just know some virgin is going to light the black flame candle this year on Halloween and awaken the Sanderson sisters.

@BetteMidler @SJP @kathynajimy #hocuspocus #2020predictions

[Marissa Orchard @MarissaF828]

Props to @rainnwilson for keeping it together for this scene. @theofficetv #theoffice #dwightschrutte

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I wish @Disney would remake the Aristocats. Such a good movie. They redid 101 Dalmatians, where is the Aristocats!?!?

[Marissa Orchard @MarissaF828]

Finally found a @Disney movie that does NOT make me cry.

George of the Jungle.

[Marissa Orchard @MarissaF828]

Me watching The House at the End of the Street:

Girl, what are you doing!?! You is stupid! Where is your Katniss!?!?

[Marissa Orchard @MarissaF828]

I wish there was a way on @netflix where you could see the last time you played that selection. Episode or movie—either way. Helpful information.

[Marissa Orchard @MarissaF828]

New hair. Who dis? https://t.co/BR1ylbPse6

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So I did something today.

I haven’t had short hair in over a decade. The last time my hair was THIS short was.... 8th grade?

I used to change my hair annually. With each new school year. But when you’re an… https://t.co/Ez7W7gQYJQ

[Marissa Orchard @MarissaF828]

just sayin’ I really would love to see more of @sarahlevy_

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Me after watching @HamiltonMusical on @disneyplus

Thanks @Lin_Manuel @LacketyLac @Phillipasoo @ChrisisSingin @ReneeGoldsberry @ARamosofficial @JasCephasJones @leslieodomjr @OakSmash @DaveedDiggs

[Marissa Orchard @MarissaF828]

@leslieodomjr really brings the jazz and pizzazz for the whole show. @HamiltonMusical