Marissa Nagel

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Oh you’re complaining cuz somebody got you socks as gifts? You hate feelin warm and fuzzy? Don’t like your toesy woesys to be nice and cozy? Shut up

[Jordan @jordanconnealy]

“I’m just gonna get gas in the morning” is one of the worst decisions you can make as an adult.

[Jim Halpert, Dunder Mifflin (Parody) @JimHalpert__]

Michael coming to Pam’s art show gets me every time 😢 https://t.co/wEM1zkglbO

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Plot twist.......Wait for it. @icanteven (via ig:Haileynicoleee)

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

You know how kids can show you glimpses of their intellect at a young age? Well, my eldest has walked into the same glass sliding door twice today.

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Samuel begged me to blow up this shark today. It took me 20 minutes and I almost passed out three different times.

When I finally finished he said, “Daddy, sharks are not blue, they’re gray. I think I want the slip n’ slide instead.”

I hate him.

[Jordan Rutledge @JordanRutledge]

yea breakups are rough but have you ever played a card you thought was hilarious in cards against humanity and no one laughed

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

This man is everything I aspire to be.

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

We’re back! #FriendsReunion