Marissa ❤

[Marissa ❤ @MarissaRM96]

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[Marissa ❤ @MarissaRM96]

The female equivalent of the Roman Empire is the 1997 live performance of Silver Springs #iykyk

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@umichmakeouts And exactly 11 years later, we got married ❤️

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🤷🏻‍♀️ I picked him for a reason https://t.co/gPJ3Qw0zwu

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At least I can now confidently say my mascara and makeup are waterproof and I won’t look like a sobbing mess when the tow truck arrives

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I mean I know I didn’t really want to go to work this morning, but my car breaking down in the middle of traffic wasn’t exactly how I would prefer to get a day off 🤦🏻‍♀️

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Sleep Token 🔛 🔝

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Actual things I’ve said today:

To my boyfriend - “if you’re expecting me to make any decisions, I will cry and never recover. To be honest, I’m probably going to cry either way”

To my dog - “Can you just… exist in a stationary format for a bit?”

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Check on your teacher friends. It’s the week before Thanksgiving break and we are… unwell

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My boyfriend: gets mad if I throw away things that expired 2 years ago because “expiration dates aren’t real and that’s still perfectly good”

Also my boyfriend: throws away the expensive salad dressing I bought last week because “it separated and didn’t look right” 🤦🏻‍♀️

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I’m a high school teacher in my 20s and you don’t think I come prepared with receipts???

You’re gonna try me with an “I didn’t even do anything!” as if you’re not expecting me to have proof?! Babes I took the screenshots before I even called you out 🤷🏻‍♀️

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Listen, I don’t make the rules
https://t.co/MTKmDsAAzl

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These Spotify analytics apps bring me so much joy

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Review of Taken by Twilight - reviewer Marissa Maniaci - https://t.co/f9NKOWa1hd
@TwBookClub #onlinebookclub
https://t.co/w9PHGThe6S

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Review of Swimming in a Sea of Stars - reviewer Marissa Maniaci - https://t.co/f9NKOWa1hd

@TwBookClub #onlinebookclub
https://t.co/e1tT2Ff4lJ

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Review of Lara's Journal - reviewer Marissa Maniaci - https://t.co/f9NKOWa1hd

@TwBookClub
https://t.co/w3puDLcyF3

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Review of Just Die - reviewer Marissa Maniaci - https://t.co/f9NKOWa1hd @TwBookClub
https://t.co/uVTiodPOaS

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Review of 28 Disastrous Dates: A (Mostly True) Humourous Memoir - reviewer Marissa Maniaci - https://t.co/f9NKOWaz6L @TwBookClub ://forums.onlinebookclub.org/viewtopic.php?f=24&t=337112

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Accidentally drank a cold brew at like 5 pm and there are so many thoughts in my brain. It’s like zoomies in there. I feel like I understand what the NZT pill in the movie Limitless felt like. Will I ever sleep again? Stay tuned to find out

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Alex: baby why don’t you make one of those Amazon wishlists for your classroom supplies so you don’t have to spend your own money?

Me: *makes one and posts it on FB*

Alex: I purchased your entire list, and it will arrive by next week. Happy birthday

#spoiled 👸🏻👩🏻‍🏫

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I was already convinced. At this point, it’s just overkill.

https://t.co/K97CAGt923

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Well… add rereading the entire Throne of Glass series to my summer to-do list 🤦🏻‍♀️

https://t.co/Gtzjt9TtHu