Marit Lovaas

[m @msnetik]

forget chatgpt I’m asking her

[Overheard @realoverheardla]

“It was called the Momofuku Milk Bar cake and if you didn’t have it for your birthday it meant you were poor”

[Your Friend Rashad 🧸🪴 @OptimusGrind__]

We still tell stories about your greatness.

[black ocean @clitdad]

You're born.

You watch pants go from baggy to skinny back to baggy every 10 years.

You die.

[Degen CPA @drewvento]

It was called a computer room, and we used to leave the internet there.

[julia @juumelo_]

this meeting could’ve been a fist fight probably

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

The inside of my brain when someone starts explaining rules of a card game

[Neil Renic @NC_Renic]

The entire day before your 15 minute low-stakes work meeting

[Shrimp Billionaire @fentanylbrownie]

Made a minor error at work and it has now resulted in six (6) emails on the subject

[ValarMorghulis @Kupangende]

“Nothing from my side, thanks” - my wedding vows

[EMILY SUNDBERG @Emily_Sundberg]

When you put your legs up in the AMC recliners, that’s lymphatic drainage

[Tyler Roney @TylerJRoney]

It’s that time of the year when a Midwesterner sees the current temperature outside is 75° but stop to question whether that’s 75° in a 90° way or 75° in a 60° way.

[ARI @ARIPBITCH]

they said matcha taste like photosynthesis😭

[SNY Mets @SNY_Mets]

Mr. Met (AKA The Mandalorian) threw Grogu as the first pitch 😭

[Variety @Variety]

Grogu poses on the red carpet at “The Mandalorian and Grogu” premiere in LA

[lp @lilypuckett]

the existence of “protein cold foam” is a policy failure

[n @destroymen69]

Middle age ladies in corporate love doing this to donuts

[Patches @RABBITPATCHES]

this dirty soda trend is the nastiest shit ever like are you seriously drinking Sprite Milk