Elphelt Valentine

A Valentine singer who dreams of the perfect life as the perfect wife|Parody| Not affiliated with anyone| No NSFW

[Elphelt Valentine @MaritalExtras]

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[Elphelt Valentine @MaritalExtras]

The place looked so empty...

I thought it was a park-

[𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥! ® 🇲🇽🇲🇽 @BetterThanXenoV]

What’dya think, smart guy????

[Elphelt Valentine @MaritalExtras]

@Ultim4teFusion We were made to blend in with humans and destroy them
them

But we dont wanna do that last part

[Elphelt Valentine @MaritalExtras]

Well...

I don't think its a sin to want to be married...

[𝑮𝑶𝑫𝑫𝑬𝑺𝑺 𝑰𝑳𝑰𝑨𝑺 (Takeover) @ReshaperofHell]

Oh child, your only sin is having too much love, isn't it?

[Elphelt Valentine @MaritalExtras]

@Ultim4teFusion //Just realized it didn't send but I was also going to say

"But I know deep down that one day my soon to be will be in the crowd of a concert and come running to me the moment I finish the song that unlocks his heart!"

[Elphelt Valentine @MaritalExtras]

@Ultim4teFusion My bandmates told me not to ask people in the crowds because it disrupts the concerts...

[Elphelt Valentine @MaritalExtras]

@Ultim4teFusion Well, yeah.

Us Valentines weren't born like humans we're

[Elphelt Valentine @MaritalExtras]

...They are?

[𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥! ® 🇲🇽🇲🇽 @BetterThanXenoV]

matter.

But uh, yeah. Actually.
People are working here, for starters.

[Elphelt Valentine @MaritalExtras]

@Ultim4teFusion Ever since I woke up for the first time, its like I was told I should get married!

[Elphelt Valentine @MaritalExtras]

What's wrong with here?

Is something the matter?

[𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥! ® 🇲🇽🇲🇽 @BetterThanXenoV]

Could-a used anywhere-a else for that, buddy.

[Elphelt Valentine @MaritalExtras]

im practicing for a concert!

[𝐎𝐟���𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥! ® 🇲🇽🇲🇽 @BetterThanXenoV]

@MaritalExtras

The fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

[Elphelt Valentine @MaritalExtras]

@Ultim4teFusion Ill find the man, though!

Even if i die trying, we'll meet in the afterlife!

[𝐎𝐟𝐟𝐢𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐏𝐚𝐭𝐫𝐨𝐥! ® 🇲🇽🇲🇽 @BetterThanXenoV]

@MaritalExtras

The fuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

[Elphelt Valentine @MaritalExtras]

Does she also look for a husband like I do?

[Dr. Franken Stein @SoulDesiccate]

My partner, she used to say very similar things.

[Elphelt Valentine @MaritalExtras]

@Ultim4teFusion Elphelt Valentine!

I'm actually the lead singer for Speothos Venaticus!

[Elphelt Valentine @MaritalExtras]

@Ultim4teFusion I don't know why people say that!

Its the calling of true love!

[Elphelt Valentine @MaritalExtras]

@Ultim4teFusion No...

But I won't give up!

[Elphelt Valentine @MaritalExtras]

@Ultim4teFusion Mhm!

I even carry a few certificates with me every day in my chest so that when I find the man of my dreams we can make it official the day of!

[Elphelt Valentine @MaritalExtras]

@Ultim4teFusion I would have said it in my proposal...

[Elphelt Valentine @MaritalExtras]

@Ultim4teFusion I was gonna ask if you'd marry me

[Elphelt Valentine @MaritalExtras]

...Who?

[Dr. Franken Stein @SoulDesiccate]

God you're just like Marie