Marjorie Alison

[Rochester Red Wings @RocRedWings]

Slingin’ suds from the tread 🐐🍺 #TheIntentionalWalk

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[Marjorie Alison @MarjorieAlison]

@RocRedWings where else would I spend my birthday? 🖤 #rocthesummer

[Marjorie Alison @MarjorieAlison]

@FormerChild Using the good ol’ “I have a sunburn” line tonight

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

How it feels to be drunk in the back of an Uber at 2am #TheMandalorian  @LightsCameraPod

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@aToOoMs @RocRedWings @jess_pasooti It really is the best 😂. @BrianBates4444 you’re about to replace Spike as the mascot.

[Marjorie Alison @MarjorieAlison]

@aToOoMs SAME. I’m dying right now. 😂

[Marjorie Alison @MarjorieAlison]

My brother is a Red Wings GIF and I absolutely love it 😂

[Rochester Red Wings @RocRedWings]

That day game, 80 degree, $2 beers (from 11:30-12:30) kinda feeling...

[Marjorie Alison @MarjorieAlison]

I’ll gleefully drive my car around on an empty tank for three days until I end up stalled on the side of the road, but God forbid my DVR has only 60% of recording space left.

[Techni-Calli @Iwillleavenow]

*to the tune of Destiny's Child's "Say My Name"*

SPELL MY NAME, SPELL MY NAME
IT'S RIGHT THERE IN THE EMAIL
IT'S NOT A HIDDEN DETAIL
THE SPELLING DOESN'T CHANGE

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

Bert and Ernie being gay is the good news we needed after Stormy Daniels described Donald Trump’s penis.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Hey don’t have a gender reveal party. Just have the doctor tell you and then that’s it.

[Andy Cohen @Andy]

What a touching tribute!

[Marjorie Alison @MarjorieAlison]

@FormerChild Not sleeping tonight

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Beauty & the Beast. A classic. One of my all-time favorites. Yet every time I watch now as an adult, I feel uneasy as fuck about the blatant bestiality. 😰😰

[The Based Messiah @bniceloco]

I still can’t get over how Harvey Dent didn’t recognize the Joker until he took off his mask 😭😭 https://t.co/C5EUV1phO5

[Marjorie Alison @MarjorieAlison]

@FormerChild Don’t forget to clap once the wheels have touched ground.

[erin @erin_mcpartland]

Mr.Feeny appreciation post because he’s 90 and thriving♥️

[Marjorie Alison @MarjorieAlison]

@FormerChild I’d like to create my own “Guess Who” boards using these beauties

[Marjorie Alison @MarjorieAlison]

@FormerChild You know I watched that shit

[Shalyah Evans @ShalyahEvans]

I’m in several different bad moods