My politics: zealously apathetic. I like sports, muscle cars, comedy, gin and the genetics freaks we call super models. Former writer for the Capitol Steps.
Any chance we can convince China that the #CoronavirusOutbreak was caused by ivory, rhino horn, tiger penis & any other endangered species-fueled "medicine" they continue to demand.
Curb Your Enthusiasm pitch…Larry David scores court side tickets for the NBA Finals, but the Spurs coach stands in front of him without moving for the ENTIRE game.
@mariana057 Authorities are questioning former girlfriend after Sting noted “And your brother's gonna kill me, and he's six feet ten. I can’t stand losing you.”
Hey @FanaticsCollect - I bought one of those DIY bass guitar kits, had a friend laser engraved it, and then I hand-painted the monsters. Hope my son likes it!