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not to arsed about wasps, dickheads or beetroot.

I wasn't always this fat, I just love beer.

[BOiTOBOiTOBOiTO @Mark30304067]

Giving thanks to @zachlanebryan for all the music. This year I couldn’t stop listening to Something in the Orange. Top 4% fan #SpotifyWrapped
https://t.co/CHkBUIawwO

[BOiTOBOiTOBOiTO @Mark30304067]

my number 1 artist of 2023. Who topped your list? #SpotifyWrapped
https://t.co/5uVctbw5yH

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@NoContextBrits Yeah, you showed a weakness and he took advantage

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

NEWS

When @ACunninghamMP asks why 34% of children in his constituency of Stockton North are living in poverty

Someone (identified now by Alex Cunningham as James Cleverly Home Secretary) clearly says

"it's a sh**hole"

Listen to background voices at 0.08 seconds in on video

[BOiTOBOiTOBOiTO @Mark30304067]

@carolvorders @ACunninghamMP Never. Trust. A. Torie.

I'm from Stockton, it's not the greatest place on earth, but it's not a sh*thole, & we all know why there's poverty in the north...

[BOiTOBOiTOBOiTO @Mark30304067]

@SunnyEdwards HOW are we in a world where that's offended her. Utterly ridiculous.

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@fesshole You'll still stink of piss though.

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@chopperface69 @fesshole 🎶🎶Oh I think that I found myself a cheerleader, always right there when I need them🎶🎶

I wish you were my friend

[BOiTOBOiTOBOiTO @Mark30304067]

@fesshole Wtf is "feeling butterflies" like I only get them when im nervous or chonging for a shite.

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https://t.co/gB6IZxY6rY

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Please~🥺I am trying to get my favorite item for free. Can you help me?
https://t.co/ZQZq4j74zp

[BOiTOBOiTOBOiTO @Mark30304067]

@nalaknip @seetickets This is so good, an automated response to a complaint about an automated response - my life is complete.

[BOiTOBOiTOBOiTO @Mark30304067]

@Pu55yman_Dan I can't work out if this is a joke or not

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@fesshole If it makes you feel any better, they'll be out shitting in your neighbours gardens and being a general issue to the area, and your neighbours will dislike them more than they dislike you.

The world's such a mystery.

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@UKNoContext I'll be honest, it makes me proper happy to see people having so much fun. We live in incredibly shit times, just look how happy they are, people need to drop the misery.

[The72 - We Love the #EFL @_The72]

The greatest image ever - a map showing all the football stadium’s in England and Scotland 🤩

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If everyone doesn't agree that @JoeGilgunActor is the best actor to grace our screens in a long time then I simply give up on the human race.

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@CaffeinatedNFT @Downtime_Cards @fesshole Bollocks, I tell my son I'm proud of him all the time.

[BOiTOBOiTOBOiTO @Mark30304067]

@fesshole Think it's time to start to learn to hit 40 yard screamers.

[BOiTOBOiTOBOiTO @Mark30304067]

Can't wait to start the new @danny_robins uncanny podcast tomorrow, I like to listen to it on the allotment, in the dark and shit myself right up. So good at putting together a story