Mark Constable

Love Craft Beer, Leyton Orient FC, and Video Games, Comedy

[Mark Constable @Mark86Co]

It's alright Forest, just catch the ball and then give it to the next guy, Mbuemo did it

[Mark Constable @Mark86Co]

@FootyScran @OrlandoCitySC I saw that on The Simpsons a while back, Homer kept a huge sandwich for months, taking bites from it and kept it in the fridge, turned same colour.

[Mark Constable @Mark86Co]

Pinning a player to the ground 3 times while goading him.

[Jay Hyde @JayHyde87]

@parry_josh1 @gmpolice Full video.

[Jay Hyde @JayHyde87]

@parry_josh1 @gmpolice Full video.

[Mark Constable @Mark86Co]

You've got to take a look at yourselves Rochdale fans or any fan that runs on the pitch, don't make it about yourself, and you might not add that extra time on. What an ending though

[Aidan 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @Aidan_csc]

we’ve come full circle, minorities are advocating for segregation.

[Si @SiFutch]

@sophielouisecc Best of all is Jamie Foxx complaining about the Tourette’s sufferer saying it yet he’s quite happy to literally sing on the bloody song when Kanye West’s is singing it in almost every other line of Gold Digger 🤔😂

[Harry's just a mug. @vrealistliberal]

@reese1125940 @JackDunc1 So much harm that black people call eachother it all the time and listen to or hear it in a large amount of their music and other media?

Jamie Foxx didn't seem hurt when he was making bank selling Gold Digger to white people that uses the word a dozen times+

[JPTrip1337 @Deletedtherap]

@TheIllegit Jamie Foxx "its only okay if its in the script "

[Mark Constable @Mark86Co]

🧠=🧨 ➡️🤏🚫💥🎩

[Basil the Great @BasilTheGreat]

🚨KEIR STARMER HAS AN ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE

He's lowering the voting age to 16 but also banning under 16's from social media

None of this makes sense

[Mark (Wizard/Engineer) @Veritas_helper]

@paulmasonnews Under 16 - no access to social media or the truth.
Over 16 - here is your vote.

What a 🔔🔚 point of view.

Typical socialist, just ban things.

[Matt Gubba @MattGubba]

This is nuts.

Labour want 16-year-olds to vote.
But they also want to ban under-16s from social media.

So which is it?

Are young people mature enough to choose the government…
or too fragile to use Instagram?

You can’t say they’re responsible enough to shape the future of the country
but not responsible enough to scroll online.

Unless…

This isn’t about safety.
It’s about control.

Lower the voting age.
Limit what they can see.
Shape the narrative.

That’s what this is really about.

Not protection.
Power.

[Mark Constable @Mark86Co]

I don't think going " eoy eoy eoy "is Spanish or singing #SuperBowl

[Mark Constable @Mark86Co]

@leytonorientfc R.I.P. Lottie, always a friendly face to welcome you onto the coach and to see around Brisbane Road.

[Mark Constable @Mark86Co]

#lofc walk back!

[Mark Constable @Mark86Co]

One note zara sultana,get your bingo cards full! #bbcqt

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

An imam at the Green Lane Mosque in Birmingham, UK lectures on how to stone a woman to death.

"You must first bury her up to her waist…”

But sure, soccers fans are the problem.

[Eyal Yakoby @EYakoby]

Hamas drags Palestinians into the streets of Gaza and publicly executes them.

Zero Western media outlets have reported this.

Pro-Palestinians haven’t said a word.

The UN is completely silent.

Why is that?

[Avi Yemini @OzraeliAvi]

Hamas is back to slaughtering their own people — and like clockwork, the “pro-Palestine” mobs in the West have gone dead silent.

Two years of screaming at Israel, and now… nothing.

Because it was never about Palestinians. It was always about hating Jews